I’ve wanted to experiment with a woman & can’t think of a hotter way to explore. Limited experience, but I have a good idea of what I’m looking for.

I am married & do not have permission to fuck around. While I plan to take a more righteous path someday, for now I’m a cheater and have cheated in my marriage. I know some people won’t understand; for what it’s worth, I try to be an otherwise OK human.

1. I’m located in the Twin Cities and am looking for couples nearby or within an hour of the cities. I prefer to chat with the woman. I have questions, need real talk, & think she should call the shots anyway.

2. I do not want any part of / negative impact on your primary relationship. With full acknowledgement of the hypocrisy in this statement: if y’all don’t have your shit together, I’m not getting involved. I want to be your side piece with a surface-level friendship—maybe we can even be besties someday 👯‍♀️. But I do not want to be in a romantic thruple or to fuck the man on the side.

3. I’m aware of the rarity of a Unicorn—I’m a hot commodity with my booster points ;). I’m going to take my time with replies. I value trust & connection, so be thoughtful and show your joint hotness, intelligence, & progressiveness in your reply.

About me: - 5’4”, 155 lbs, size 12, average to adorable looks.

• Probs not your “good girl.” Looking for other boss bi*****.

• Bubbly, type-A personality; attempts to compensate for the uncoolness by smoking weed & keeping up with pop culture 🌳. Really effin’ liberal.

• Completely dead bedroom at home & open to exclusivity if that’s important.

Likes & Dislikes: Likes: toys, hot sex, watching, being watched. Dislikes: being your toy (outside a specific scenario ;), most of the kinks i.e. degradation, pain.

Likes: people ages 30-50, tall men, women’s bodies similar to mine. Dislikes: bald men, unkempt body hair, excessively overweight or overly-sculpted, fitness people. Attraction isn’t always predictable, so this is not set or certain.

Likes: Reddit’s appreciation of women. Dislikes: making “content” (I have a day job).

Mostly, I want mutual fun & enjoyment. Hoping I can meet some cool people. Talk to you soon! 😘