I have an uncle who’s an entitled ass. Besides being a loud blowhard, whenever we host for dinner (once a month) he starts shoveling food into his mouth as soon as he can fill his plate. We are family but this dinner is not casual- we set a nice table, nice dishes and a few courses. People are still coming to the table, passing food around, and we always say a blessing before dinner once everyone’s settled- doesn’t matter he’s eating first. He’s always done this, and nobody really sees any point in telling him point blank that he has to wait for everyone. He’s in his 60’s and he just doesn’t care. My aunt makes sarcastic remarks to him about it and he just laughs them off.

The guy just irks me and even though he’s not hurting anyone, I figured I’d ask for any suggestions. I’ve considered a piss disk mixed in with his mashed potatoes- anyone got anything else?