I'm going to wring his neck with my bare hands if this doesn't stop soon. (not literally but man is it stressful) Some loser in his bmw keeps racing down my street every. Single. Day. Around 5pm. This is a quiet neighborhood and my street is very narrow and wind-y and the speed limit is 15mph. His motor is so loud I can hear him miles away. This isn't some rich guy either, he's one of those broke losers that wears a chain and oversized shirts thinking he's bad. Even though it's a suburban neighborhood Mexican gang members have lived here before and I'm not sure if he's involved in that life or not. I would do something like piss on his car but I don’t know if that would strip the paint and I don't know where he lives or where to find it, the only time I see it is when he's roaring down my street. Please I can't take it anymore my blood pressure is skyrocketing and I need to take him down several notches.

edit: putting away my phone for the night but thank you all for the responses! These are very creative and appreciate the help.