I learned long ago during my night watchman days you never do anything permanent because it will eventually be found.

Like making a "nest" to sleep/hang out in at work. Employees would make them and leave them and I would find them. MY nests I set up and then broke down every night. Leaving no evidence behind.

And either took my accoutrements with me or stored them hidden and separate in several places far apart so they could not be connected. What I tried most to do was to use things already available in the area so I could put them back and not have to hide them.

People just like to be dicks is the only thing I can think of.

I find it kind of enjoyably absurd. I am way past being hurt by the things people say or do. I worked as a security guard for decades and had people try to hurt me with words/actions allllllll the time. In fact. I kind of enjoyed it when they did because I knew I was winning because they tried and failed to hurt me.

My father once told me to consider the source when it comes to people who try to mentally hurt you. Are the people you don't care about trying to hurt you worth getting hurt over? Nope!

I think I will make a hidden air/water bag fat suit. And fill it up in single occupancy public restrooms and then waddle out to my SUV and empty it into a water tank hidden inside. Then on to the next public restroom. Unlimited WATER!

Where I live cops give a shit since they can fine/charge you to make their unofficial quotas and and get revenue (for their town) from it.

I am kind of a no or little chance of getting caught kinda guy.

I always assume no one will believe me. Just the thought of impropriety can do you in by the accusers. Especially ones who are in power (over you).

example: I have seen so many employers/bosses just assume someone did something, not confront/ask them about it and just let them go.

Paid off and works great. It isnt even a large SUV. I bought it when vehicles were reasonably priced.

I'd need a mangle more than anything.

Finding one without cameras and is isolated enough that patrolling cops won't come across me will be difficult.

That would be ideal if I did not have nosy asshole neighbors VERY close by.

Not possible. I am already a dumpster diver.

I take submariner showers. The water company where I live does something odd. If I use a lot of water one month.... the bill goes up and stays up no matter how little I use in later months.

I have small electric washing machine made for dorm rooms, RVs. small apartments and third world countries.

I tried the hand washing thing for a month or so and it was murder on my hands.

I tried something similar to this (not a garden hose) and was just too risky.

I need to fill up about 5 five gallon water jugs. Can't do this at a public restroom unless it is remote. About 32 gallons worth including other containers I have as well.

Yeah I will just carry in multiple large empty containers into a McD's restroom and walk out with them full.

Ethics? not worried. Looking like a wierdo... yes. I prefer to keep my wierdo activities under wraps.

I want to regularly get 32 gallons or so in an unethical way.

Part of it is for fun. Beating the system. Etc. etc.. I have my own ideas on how to accomplish this, but like to ask reddit because they may come up with better Ideas I have not thought of.