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An alternate take at Hard-mode Genocide Papyrus AU
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~enter the cathedral/hallway~

~The scent of Spaghetti fills the air~

~Upon reaching where sans normally was, a plate of spaghetti sits on a pedestal~

HUMAN...

~Papyrus' voice rings out, his silhouette appearing on the other side of the spaghetti~

IT HAS BEEN A WHILE...

SANS... UNDYNE... ALPHYS... METTATON... NAPSTABLOOK...

~Papyrus squints, getting as close to a frown that he can~

YOUR HANDS ARE COVERED IN THEIR DUST, AREN'T THEY?

YOU KNOW... NOW THAT THEY'RE ALL GONE... THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAS NO FRIENDS LEFT...

~He begins to smile again~

THAT JUST MEANS... YOU WILL HAVE TO BE MY FRIEND!

~Fight begins, and "Nyeh Heh Heh!" begin's playing, Player Has 1 HP~

HUMAN... SANS TOLD ME YOU POSSESS A SPECIAL POWER... THE POWER TO RESET THINGS!

~ On the first attack, only Papyrus' armor comes off, revealing the cool dude outfit ~

AS MY FRIEND! I ASK YOU TO RESET! AND THIS TIME, YOU WILL BE A BETTER PERSON!

~He smiles as his normal first attack happens~

~Second attack destroy one of Papyrus' hands~

SO YOU ARE NOT THE GREAT PAPYRUS' FRIEND? THIS MUST BE RECTIFIED! HUMAN! PREPARE FOR MY SPECIAL ATTACK!

~Normal Blue attacks Happen, but on the last one is green, and heals one point~

THIS IS MY SPECIAL ATTACK! I'M GREEN NOW!

~Upbeat Bonetrousel Changes into a very epic, friendly tone~

~Next attack destroys his foot~

THAT'S RIGHT HUMAN! THERE IS A REASON THAT THE GREAT PAPYRUS IS FRIENDS WITH EVERY MONSTER IN THE UNDERGROUND!

~Attack begins, very fast paced, very much like Sans' fight. the Majority of the bones are green but a few are white~

~Next attack busts one of his shoulders~

AT MY VERY CORE, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... IS MADE OF FRIENDLINESS BONES!

~next attack begins, Player is Blue this turn, dodging a barrage of green bones~

~next attack knocks his hat off~

I KNOW NOT EVERYONE LIKES ME AT FIRST...

BUT WHEN I FILL THEIR HP TO MAX, NOT A SOUL CAN DENY CALLING THE GREAT PAPYRUS THEIR FRIEND!

~ He cackles as he creates a jumble out of Bones.~

THE JUNIOR JUMBLE SHALL BRING US CLOSER!

~Papyrus chimes as He forces you to choose words that might be what the scrambled jumble is, with 5 seconds to answer each jumble, gaining health on running out of time or not answering~

~Next attack knocks his Hat off, revealing the plate of spaghetti.~

HUMAN! I KNEW YOU COULD NOT RESIST THE GREAT PAPYRUS' SPAGHETTI FOREVER! YOUR DETERMINATION TO SAMPLE MY GODLY CUISINE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!

~noodles and sauce blot and traverse the screen like a snake game, with the sauce randomly blocking out portions of the screen~

~On the next attack, papyrus' body breaks and his head falls off like normal, his head falling to the ground~

~Music Stops~

H-HUMAN! YOU TRY SO VERY HARD NOT TO BE MY FRIEND! I UNDERSTAND, YOU WISH NOT TO HURT ME FOR YOU ARE THE ONE THAT KILLED SANS AND MY FRIENDS!

~Papyrus squints~

HOWEVER, SANS HAS TOLD ME WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF YOU CANNOT BE STOPPED HERE... SO IT IS MY DUTY AS THE SELF APPOINTED ROYAL GUARD NOT TO LET YOU PASS THIS POINT, UNLESS YOU ARE MY FRIEND!

~Papyrus' head is shrouded in light, the entire area brightening, Until Papyrus, in shining, gleaming silver and gold armor, a flowing red scarf, the armor covering much more than it did before, and he's also holding the giant sword from Undyne's house. Words flash across the screen~

R-O-Y-A-L C-A-P-T-A-I-N P-A-P-Y-R-U-S

~A more elegant and refined Bonetrousel plays~

HUMAN, IN YOUR EFFORT TO DESTROY THIS WORLD... ALL MY FRIENDS... MY BROTHER... YOU HAVE DESTROYED EVERYONE IN THE ROYAL ARMY WITH A HIGHER RANK THAN ME!

~PAPYRUS SMILES~

HUMAN, AS CAPTAIN OF THE ROYAL GUARD, I SHALL BEFRIEND YOU, AND MAKE YOU RESET THIS WORLD ONCE MORE!

~Your next attack is merely deflected by his magnificent new armor~

IT'S FUTILE TO RESIST ME HUMAN! YOU WILL BE MY FRIEND!

~A green Sword appears, taking up most of the box, swiping through all but a specific corner each time in slow but steady swings~

~Again, you attack, but the attack bounces off, damaging yourself a little each time~

OH HUMAN! DID YOU THINK I WOULD FORGET... THE PUZZLES?

~Various mazes with moving bones appear with limited time to reach a white bone to damage yourself flash across the screen~

~Your next attack dents his armor~

MORE PUZZLES!

~The puzzles get harder and faster, And the X/o/triangle puzzles appear with limited time to solve them~

~With your next attack, his armor dents more, and in different spots~

HUMAN! LET ME SHOW YOU... HOW TO COOK!

~Uncooked noodles begin to spin and cross the screen with bones all through them, Tomato's fly and splat the screen, leaving behind sauce spots that heal as well~

~With your next attack, you knock the midsection of his armor away~

HUMAN! I MUST WARN YOU! I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR FRIEND! NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU DEFEAT ME AND SEE ME TURN TO DUST... NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WISH TO NOT BE MY FRIEND... I WILL ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOU!

~The next attack follows like his really cool normal attack, only faster with more attacks, and at the end of it, spelled in bones~

HUMAN AND PAPYRUS BFF'S FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER!

~Upon your next attack, His body breaks again~

H-HUMAN... IT CAN'T END HERE!

~Again he glows, But his head simply floats back in place~

I HAVE ONE LAST CHALLENGE FOR YOU! AND IT IS ONE I'M SURE YOU WILL LOVE!

~His body, glowing green, reforms, although it's very shaky and dusty, but it looks more like regular Papyrus. In the Battle box, a Green version of Papyrus Appears.~

HUMAN! GIVE THE GREAT PAPYRUS ONE HUG oF ACCEPTANCE! AND HE WILL LET YOU PASS!

~The figure stands in the box, not moving, arms outstretched~

PLEASE! THE GREAT PAPYRUS ONLY DOES THIS FOR HIS CLOSEST OF FRIENDS! PEOPLE THE GREAT PAPYRUS BELIEVES IN MORE THAN THAN HE BELIEVES IN HIMSELF!

~The figure begins shaking, as Papyrus gets dustier~

AND THAT IS A LOT!

~The figure falls to it's knee's, but never forces you to hug it~

HUMAN... WHATEVER YOU DECIDE TO DO BEYOND THIS POINT...

~The figure slowly begins dissipating~

I PAPYRUS... love Y...y..Y...y

~He speaks in lowercase for the first time, as he disappears into dust, fight over.~


~At any point that you reach full health on any of Papyrus' attacks, the fight ends with an immediate spare~

~Back in the cathedral~

HUMAN! YOU COULDN'T RESIST COULD YOU? I KNEW I WOULD MAKE YOU MY FRIEND!

~He cackles~

NOW AS CUSTOMARY IN A NEW FRIENDSHIP, WE MUST GIVE EACH OTHER A GIFT FROM THE HEART!

~Papyrus walks up to you and Hugs you~

~All of the determination in Papyrus is flowing into you! You can feel your soul... SAVING THE GAME!~

NYEH HEH HEH! NOW HUMAN! YOU HAVE NO CHOICE BUT TO STAY HERE AS FRIENDS WITH PAPYRUS FOREVER, OR RESET THE GAME!


~Upon Hugging Papyrus at the end of the fight, you can show MERCY. The fight ends, and opens up back in the Cathedral, You hagging a very battered looking Papyrus~

SHH... IT'S OKAY HUMAN... THE GREAT PAPYRUS, YOUR FRIEND IS HERE...

~He Smiles, but is shaking~

H-HUMAN... UNFORTUNATELY... I THINK WE PLAYED A LITTLE TOO ROUGH...

~He gets as close to a frown as he can again~

I KNOW THIS WILL BE HARD... BUT YOU DO HAVE A CHOICE.

~He smiles again~

YOU ARE STRONG HUMAN... YOU HAVE THE POWER TO CHANGE YOURSELF... WHAT YOU DO... WHO YOU ARE.. THE GREAT PAPYRUS WILL ALWAYS BE THE GREAT PAPYRUS... BUT YOU CAN BE THE SINGLE GREATEST PERSON WHO HAS EVER EXISTED! EVEN IF THAT SAME PERSON CAN BE BAD...

~He begins turning to dust~

ThEy CaN bE mY F---r---I---e--N....

~He vanishes, but the game saving is left to the players's choice~

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