I've heard an influential donor wants to create a state-of-the-art locker room facility for men on the 2nd floor of the rec center, accessible by invitation only. Invitations would automatically be extended to any male student achieving a 3.5 GPA. Additionally, any college dean could extend such an invitation at her/his sole discretion, some of which would seek nominations from their faculty.

Those with access could invite up to two (2) other men per visit.

The premium locker room facility would include over-sized, ventilated lockers with charging stations, reserved for your exclusive use throughout the semester (and every subsequent semester you continued to quality for). There would be unlimited towel service for each user, who would have access to a dry sauna, a steam room, a Jacuzzi, a cold plunge pool, a warm saltwater pool, tanning beds, a massage room at no additional charge (although a tip fr the masseur would be expected), and communal showers featuring body wash, shampoo, and conditioner, as well as a dedicated drying area with heated floor and wall tile and mounted hair- and body-dryers, all within the privacy of the premium locker room.

No clothing, including swimsuits or underwear, would be allowed in the dry sauna, steam room, Jacuzzi, tanning beds, or showers, although patrons would be encouraged to sit on a towel in the sauna and steam room, and a standard drape would be provided for massages.

Question: if offered access to such a facility, would you enjoy using it?

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