Like some of you, I'll be returning to campus with a relationship. I'm concerned as to how we're supposed to fuck with the present restrictions or if we're even allowed to get intimate at all. I expect that no matter the policy, fucking will still happen so I hope that the University takes a sex-positive approach and addresses the situation in the future. Maybe we'll simply be able to list our SO in the contact tracing app every time we fuck. Who knows?

What if they lock down dorm buildings just to residents? Couples stuck living in different buildings will be stranded due to Penn Card restrictions. This is better for the greater good but it still leaves me unhappy.

Are there any solutions to getting intimate in a case like this? Fucking under the button? Let me know.

How do you expect the University to respond? Let me know.

Should I just suck it up? Let me know.

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What about casual sex? How are students going to release their sexual energy without their typical hookup culture? Sex is better than virtual CAPS and I know a lot of my friends are going to go crazy without it.

I need some closure here. /s