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Calling all adventurous female souls! We’ve been haunting each other's hearts and now seek a spirited woman to join our spectral love affair for some devilishly good fun.
About Him: A 37-year-old phantom, standing tall at 6'4. With a dad bod that’s more huggable than a friendly ghost, short dark hair, and stubble to make your knees rattle.
About Her: A 44-year-old enchantress at 5'8, with a bewitching curvy figure and hair color that can change as quick as a ghost through a wall. She's got a smile to die for, and a sense of humour that’ll keep you coming back for more.
We’re seeking a fellow free spirit who’s not afraid of things that go hump in the night and wants to join our exorcism of our past inhibitions.
If you’re ready to add your ectoplasm to our love and make our hearts (and chains 😈) rattle, get in touch.
Come haunt our inbox and let’s have some ghoul times.
Enough of the puns, but please be: female, UK-based, between 28 & 52, curvy, but most of all - be yourself, don't make false promises and please, please don't ghost us, it's disappointing, it can be gut-wrenching if you've been chatting a while but putting it bluntly; it's fucking annoying more than anything.
If you match what we're looking for, send a brief "about you" - we'll have a quick chat and if we get along, we can move to the chat app with the ghost logo 👻 for group chats and pic sharing
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