You'll get it in full so please be respectful and before you reserve judgement on anything or want to comment on how such an ugly arse like myself ends up with a woman like this just remember I'm the one she chooses daily to give her this mind bending experience we call life together 😅

If you're new here and want to chat I've got some Do's and Don't in a list for you as I'm getting overwhelmed with being able to keep up and I fear it will only get worse 😆

Do - Be engaging, talk about her respectfully and ask questions - Be ready to show pics of yourself more than just cock (we have a whole profile so we need someone confident if you're looking to meet) - Be 30 or over (27-29 could be considered if everything else is perfect) but she's stated already in her Q&A recently she doesn't want younger than 30 so I have to respect that - Chat but give space and allow for conversation to flow - Be patient we're on a journey and yes it's hotting up and every day we're nearer to making it happen but it's not going to be yet - Respect our relationship and realise you're just an extra - Have read other posts of ours (I know there's a lot!) but it helps if you understand we want a photographer first and foremost who will get to join in if the vibe is right on the night 🙌

Don't - Just start your message with one word (Hey, Hi or Hot wife or any other derivative of an opening line) I constantly try to give people the benefit of the doubt and chat anyway but they always end up being the ones who disappoint so I'll be forced to ignore your message now - Push if you're told respectfully you're not for us I don't need advice on what she needs or questioning her or my taste it's what it is and believe me it doesn't make you more appealing to beg and if we said yes I know it'll be the worst encounter! - Be derogatory towards her (believe me it's happened!) this woman is 10/10 in every way and I won't have her spoken badly about - Expect your big cock to be all we're interested in we need that right vibe and personality - Think you're the most important person messaging and expect instant replies etc or for us to keep you in mind if you are memorable we'll remember you 😉

Anyway that's it for now and in the meantime as always enjoy with the sound up (with full on slurpy slapping noises 🫣 that just add to the authenticity of what we're providing 🙌) by clicking the link to redgifs on the first comment 👍🏻

Part 2 to follow soon 😉🥵🔥😈