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44/36 [FM4F] #UK (North West/West Mids) Affair-having couple looking for an engaging woman to join them.
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BitsOnTheSideUK are a male/female couple ages 44 & 36 looking for a female in United Kingdom
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Let's keep it short(er) and sweet shall we? Sometimes we do massive posts with loads of detail and maybe the wall of text is off-putting?

So...

About us:

Affair-having couple from the UK (yes, we're not technically a couple)

Him: M is 36, 6’4”, dark hair, refers to himself as having a dad bod with an average dick that’s girthy and smooth (which V is very complimentary of). Interests: indie/rock, films, motorsports, gaming and random things. Located: North West

Her: V is 44, 5’8”, curvy ("yes I’ve a tummy on me" she says) natural looking fake tits and absolutely covered in ink, tongue pierced with changeable hair colour. Interests: documentaries, indie/rock music, Wicca, motorsports and random things. Located: West Midlands

About you:

Discreet, Female, marital status is unimportant, aged 27-50, curvy, bisexual/bi-curious, chatty and not put off by our "situation" and if you're reading this, include the term "spider dance" in your message. Interests: some common ground with the above Located: somewhere where we could easily arrange a "fair" meet.

You must be happy to chat initially on here before moving to πŸ‘»(snap) for a group chat, where we can all verify who we are with a live pic and gauge mutual attraction.

About this:

Ideally we don't want it to be just a one time thing, if we click we would like it to be ongoing, nor do we want to dwell online for too long, essentially acquiring a pocket-based flirtationship.

If this sounds like something which interests you, get in touch!

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a male/female couple
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44 & 36
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a female
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