So nestled on an industrial estate just outside of Heathrow is the vast club known as Abfabs/Kestrels - naturists club during the day & swingers venue by night.

The building itself is an old leisure centre so is perfectly suited to the new business model.

Security is big here & given the size of the place can understand why they have constant patrols by staff.

So this will be split into 2 parts, ground floor & 1st floor.

Ground;

The changing rooms are massive & lockers are a really good size, towels and locks provided free of charge.

The pool is the crowning jewel, lovely & warm, spacious & exceptionally clean - although no play allowed in this area.

They have three 4 person hot tubs which face 2 large playrooms with easy clean beds - these got incredibly hot with the doors closed & both have windows for people to peer in.

There are 2 smaller rooms for massages & play which have aircon, unfortunately we couldn’t get into these as they were very popular!

The smoking area is also down here, but be warned it’s overlooked by next doors premier inn.

1st Floor;

There is a large well stocked Dungeon room with a variety of different devices.

The main social area has a good range of seating & a licensed bar. Leading off this finds you at the cinema room which again is massive, opposite is another social space that contains the dance floor & pool table.

There is a play area off this space that has a dark room (the darkest we’ve ever experienced - it’s black black in there!), the glory holes & 2 lockable rooms with windows on 2 sides for the watchers!

Review;

Well it’s a tough one - we had a good time but what a faff!

The rules about being dressed/undressed are just weird - far to many fully clothed people in the play areas/dungeon for our taste, also men have to be dressed upstairs unless in a designated play space, so if you’ve just got out of the pool you need to get fully dressed to access the play rooms upstairs.

This didn’t work for us especially in the dungeon room where “scenes” were interrupted by constant in/out door slams by fully dressed patrons.

https://heathrowabfab.co.uk

This is a paid membership club, so the first visit is an expensive hit to the wallet.

Entry Prices: Fri: couples £35, single gents £65, single ladies £15

Sat: couples £50, single ladies £15

Membership: £25 per person.

Our personal opinion would give this club a 6/10.