Between medications, anxiety, guilt, and other therapy stuff, I have an extremely difficult time with orgasms. Like, a countable total small enough that I can remember all of them individually. With about a year elapsed since my last one, I'd almost forgotten... holy shit, you guys can just do these on a random Tuesday for FUN????

Have we considered this as an approach to world peace? At least, on a personal level? How do you get anything done, ever??? Please don't tell me these lose their magic as you have more of them. Of course, I remember my reactions to past orgasms, so it's not like I'd forgotten that they're INCREDIBLE, but I forgot what it was like to be in that incredible moment yourself and experiencing it. If you're still working on one or working your way back to them, some points of reference (and also so I can remember later):

Your brain doesn't go somewhere else on another plane of existence that's incredibly beautiful. Exactly who, where, when, and how you are is incredibly, surreally, unimaginably beautiful.

Absolutely nothing is wrong. Everything is safe, and quiet, and warm, and gentle.

The person who lives in your body and the person who lives in your head are the same person, and they love each other SO much. You perfectly and beautifully fill every inch of your body with yourself.

Oh my god you can do those with OTHER PEOPLE????? CAN YOU IMAGINE??? I know a good number of people can only make them happen for themselves or get really self-conscious having someone else present, but, like, you can do those about someone else?? Or have them there and holding you right after, nice and tight and full of love so you can trap the leftover sunshine and amazingness between yourselves to hold onto it for a little bit longer? Even GET KISSES?????!!!?!?! ^{holy cow other people can even CREATE that feeling in you and you can give that to someone ELSE what the HELL} And people who edge are recreationally teasing themselves/each other by NOT having these? Please please please put your extras in the mail and send them to me, I'll pay for shipping no matter how outrageous it is.

In conclusion: I knew orgasms were a 10/10, but I'd like to update that review to an absolute 129/10 and request more of them from the universe. The world is very beautiful.

EDIT for the men who have tried to message me about this post, however polite, this still infringes on the first rule of this subreddit. That should be all the justification you need, but if it’s not, you’re not getting anywhere by PMing a gay woman.