So, I have dinner with the guy I’m seeing. It’s going well, we leave and head back to his place. We are in the middle of things, he positions me on my back and starts going down. I stopped him because I knew my period was imminent and I did not trust my uterus to hold out till after we finished. He uses fingers and a vibrator, I finish. There’s a long pause and he says “I’ll be right back I need to wash my hands…I think your period started.” He flips on the light and yep, bloody hand. 🤦‍♀️

Same guy that on my birthday I gushed blood alllllllllll over him and the bed during sex. I knew I was on my period that time and I was wearing a disc. We uh, dislodged it. His groin looked like a murder scene. So did my white comforter.

Last night as he was washing his hands I apologized, he said “had I known there would be a surprise period I wouldn’t have changed a thing.” I said it was a good thing he didn’t give me oral and he shrugged. Dang period. And also, it’s really great to date someone who is far less worried about periods than I am. Lol.