Okay so I'm not a big sexter. Never have been. I can barely talk dirty in the bedroom without their being some humor, which is more often than not appreciated.

One thing I learned over time is that most guys are ABSOLUTLY HORRIBLE at it. Like I do find the whole thing arousing at all. I'd rather you just come over and we have sex before playing Mario Kart.

But my boyfriend is currently located out of state and wants to have an intimate, but sexy chat date over text. As much as I can criticize others for it, I'm not great either. Ladies, what are your sexting tips?

Oh and it pains me that I have to say this, but to the guys that are lurking in here, I don't need yountonrespond or send me a DM. Perv in silence. But you won't listen, so I look forward to blocking you.