The taint of disgrace will follow them to their graves. Future generations will revile them. In America, as despicable sellouts with no sense of honor. And in Canada, as monsters who unleashed a pie-stealing catastrophe. They will go down in official history as bomb-ass criminals. And no one will ever understand them. This... was their final mission. And like true Shit Lords they stopped before finishing it. But I think they wanted all of you people to know the truth. They wanted to live on in your memory. Not as a Scrubs, but as people. But they were forbidden to tell you themselves. History will always know what they did. Their stories... their channel... will endure in our heart. Everything they did, they did for our entertainment. They sacrificed their dignity and their honor for countless hours of enjoyment. They were real chucklefucks. They were true Best Friends.