My birthday is coming faster than....than a thing that comes really fast. I haven't had a birthday in a few years. I mean, like January 2020 was the last time I truly celebrated. Then stuff happened, and not just the thing that we all know about. I'm looking to celebrate this one, but I don't really have friends anymore. I need some new friends, and if you're a female who's interested in trying a couple things I wanna try, then let me know. Or if you just wanna go do something G-rated, that's cool too. I'm gonna be 36 this go around. If you're looking to ask about the stuff that isn't G-rated, please be a single female.  Otherwise, it's open season!