I need some fun in my life! Let’s meet each other for a greasy pizza and beer at Empire, then follow our minor buzz with re-enacting scenes from Big Trouble in Little China in the alleyways of Downtown Tucson! …now i know you’re like “wait a minute buddy, these ain’t the safest streets to be foolin’ about…” well, that’s why i have a 6 demon bag! So what’s in it for you? Well, i’m not boring, I can have a good time even at the White Tiger. Tho if you can’t have fun at a brothel looking for a girl with green eyes, then we probably wouldn’t get along. Oh, and you can count on my sexy chubby curves to keep your attention (Ladies love curves too, yes?). Are you turned off by men in their 40s? By regular sized tools? If so, keep it moving buddy. What am I looking for? Well someone who’s goddamn fun for a start. Also, someone who will ACTUALLY meet and not ghost or respond lol. Female? Yea! Couples? Maaaybe, but you’ll have to help me get my truck back. The Pork Chop Express doesn’t settle for any ol’ Joe off the street! So when will this adventure commence? DM me, don’t be a dick and give me something to talk about aside from lame responses! And hey, i know where i am on reddit, so this adventure can only get more fun after pizza and beers at Empire. I’m talkin’ smoky elixirs from Egg Shen at Jackrabbits followed by a little slap and tickle…