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My simp is THE best in the world. (Don’t ever tell him I said that.)
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Going out to dinner and a local art show tonight with my gym buddy. I was texting w/ my simp and mentioned the potentially spicy date. Lo and behold, simpy offered to dry clean my little black dress and uber me there. It’ll be raining and he doesn’t trust anyone else to drive me in bad weather.

No one has ever gotten anything dry cleaned for me before lol, so that was cute. Oh and He’s bi, so we both know that the guys I end up dating are always hot. He actually gives pretty good dating advice and we have lots of common interests to talk about. He always knows what I’m going to need or want even before I do. I was having a bad day last week, and he ordered my favorite dessert to my house. A strawberry, banana, Nutella crepe. Yumm. Instant happiness. I think he’s a mind reader. Or he secretly takes down notes somewhere…Either way, Simpy is a very dedicated little elf and it’s frickin’ adorable🧝

Disclaimer: I dont always let him help bc I dont want to make him hate me for causing him to spend so much gas and food money when we go out lol. And driving me around since i dont have a car.🫣😅

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