I’ve always hated the social “thing”. I’m not even talking about parties or concerts or picnics. I’m talking walking to the mailbox at my condo hoping I don’t see anyone because any socializing is undesirable. I’m talking checking my mail at 11 at night to avoid said social interaction. My primary care doctor practically had to send out the men in white suits and a straight jacket to get me in for my annual physical because not only is the hospital infested with germs and disease, but I’m not a fan of sitting in my underwear for 30 minutes waiting for the doctor to poking and prodding with shockingly cold hands. Then comes the whole social distancing concept...the moment I’ve been preparing for my whole life. Stay inside? No problem. There’s Amazon and grocery delivery so I’m good. If I don’t feel like going somewhere? “Social Distancing”. Out of tragedy comes a wonderful concept.