My fiancé loves to use baby wipes to wipe his ass. When he first moved in, he really screwed up the plumbing by flushing them so he started throwing the used ones in the garbage. My 13 year old son decided to start using them too. It was getting crazy to see how much trash they generated (and never took outside so I had to deal with their shit, literally)...I suggested a bidet. My fiancé gets one on amazon and installs it. We use it and it’s different but he’s ok with it so far... so my son had to take a shit during dinner...I hear all this commotion in the bathroom such as yelling, water hitting the wall, and the hairdryer. He comes out and sits down at the table with his arms folded. He tells me how his shit was like hot lava.... and that at first, he turned the bidet on and it pressure washed his balls. He explained how he tried to move but the bidet was still on and that’s when it hit the wall. When he finally got situated, he pressure washed his butthole and hated it. Oh yea, and he used ten hairdryer to dry off.

I found this entire story hilarious and I had to share it. Teenage boys are funny. Maybe I’ll tell it at his wedding.