I get annoyed really easily, but I keep it under control pretty well at work. I just stay quiet and wait for the moment to pass. But sometimes while waiting, I begin fantasizing about urinating right there in front of everyone. What if, while my bosses are talking about the most insufferable shit ever with no way for me to interject, I peed my pants right where I sat? What if, while my coworker is telling that same cringey story again, I got up on the table and just emptied my bladder in the middle of the meeting? It sure would derail whatever mind-numbing conversation is going on. I think it would be cathartic. It feels like something a bratty little kid would do. Fuck, my workplace sucks.