I’m 32 now but when I was 18 I went out to a club that was known in Sydney as a place to pick up older woman and I ended up talking to and goin home with a woman who was 38/39. Everything was goin great. Making out on her couch. I went down on her for a little while and made her cum a couple times. Then we got up and went to her room. She left me waiting on the bed and said she’d be right back, 5 minutes later she came back with a salad bowl full of ice water and like 5/6 stalks of celery…. She put it on the bedside table and got on her knees infront of me and started giving me head. I was so confused about the celery. After a while she gets up and bends over the bed and tells me to fuck her from behind and to use the celery to spank her. She looks back over her shoulder at me and says “make sure it’s dripping wet. I want to you spank me with the wet celery” So I did. I fucked her brains out and spanked her with the wet celery I even stuffed one of the broken stalks in her mouth and she went crazy for it. By the time we were done all the celery was snapped in half laying all over the bed and floor.