So many years ago when I first met my future wife, she was in a relationship with a guy. We would flirt but every time I’d see her the guy would always come into the picture. I eventually got friend zoned and one night we were all hanging out and ended back at her place. I ended up riding home with her and thought this was going to be my shot… but once we got there there was a knock on the door and sure enough, there was the boyfriend. After way too many drinks she offered me to stay on the couch and I did… and all I could hear was her and him fucking like animals which seemed to go on for an hour. She was so loud, it was crazy. The morning came and her boyfriend left super early and her and I went to grab breakfast… I joked saying how it was hard to sleep with how loud they were and she turned bright red… we parted ways and didn’t see each other for a few weeks. We eventually hung out again, went to a bar and had a fun time and once again she invited me back to her place. When we got there I asked if her boyfriend was coming over and she told me that had broken up. Immediately I thought, this was my shot… we drank some more… started making out and eventually ended up in bed together. As we were fooling around and getting ready to have sex she stops me and asks if I had protection… which I did not… so she tells me she has some condoms over in the dresser drawer. I run over, grab the box and take me from the pack and get back into bed. As we’re about to get it on, I open the condom and start to put it on… but something wasn’t right… the condom was waaaay too loose, like to the point where it slide off with just a tug.

I pulled it down to the base of my dick as tight as possible and slid into her. As we were fixing I could feel the condom sliding off and I had to keep adjusting with my hand as we went along. As I came, I made a mess as the cum leaked out through the space between the condom and my dick. After we finished I went to bathroom and could see in the light this condom was insanely large… I threw it away… cleaned up and got back in bed with her.

As we’re laying in bed joking and cuddling she tells me she’s surprised I didn’t have condoms, I joked back saying I didn’t expect for this to happen and how I assumed she would have some anyway since she was hot and would always have the potential for a guy coming over. She rebutted my joke and said her ex left those.

The morning came and when she got in the shower I went and checked out these condoms to see what the deal was. I take the box out and Google the brand and they are a brand made specifically for large dicks… compared to a standard large condom, these were 50% larger. There was a 12 pack and there were 7 left and immediately my mind jumped to how loud she was when I was on the couch that night. I put everything away and we parted ways that morning.

I eventually see her again the next night, this time I bring my own condoms and we get it on. A few days go by, and we’re having sex regularly every time we see each other. I had to travel for work for a few days and we texted back and forth and blah blah I miss you stuff. When I finally get back I go and see her again, and we have sex again and in the morning I go to put the box of condoms I brought in the dresser drawer. I go to move the old box of her her exes condoms aside and notice it looks like there are some condoms missing… I take out what’s inside and there are 3 left.

I got a little angry, but didn’t say anything… but in all fairness, we weren’t in a relationship, just hooking up. A few days go by and I’m over her house again. We goto have sex and I notice the box of his condoms are gone. I think nothing of it and we do our thing and as usual in the morning we part ways. On my way out, I figure I’ll be nice and take the garbage out and as I pull the bag out I can see the condom box through the garbage, but also I can see the individual condom wrappers throughout the bag. Sneakily I dug through the trash and found the used condoms…

Time goes on and we eventually drift apart but a year later get back together and eventually get married. As those married years go by, I would dirty talk with her in the bedroom and she eventually got to telling me how this one ex she had was so good in bed, and how he had such a big dick. I said, was it “his name” and she replies, how do you know! I told her I assumed by the condom and she had no idea. She also admitted to fucking him on the regular while we were hooking up. When I asked her to compare him to me she said he was almost twice the size.