I was out at a social event with some friends, there were I think 7 of us total, 4 guys and 3 girls. 2 of the girls I had already slept with and the third had been told my size already. Fast forward to about 2 hours in, and that girl has had a couple too many drinks. For reference, she's brunette, like 5'4, white, and decently curvy, and even without alcohol she's a pretty loud personality so you can probably imagine what she'd be like after 5-6 drinks. I'm having a conversation with one of the guys and one of the girls from the group, and out of nowhere she prances up to us and interrupts us by saying "you know... I bet your dick isn't even that big." She can barely get words out lol but she keeps going "insert lady friend name here is like a really tiny person, like I think a spaghetti noodle would be big to her."

I decided that I should probably take her home, so I helped her back to her car and drove her home, and along the way she wouldn't shut up about my "noodle dick" lol, and it didn't really bother me but I figured I might as well put her into her place, so once I parked outside of her place, I asked her if she wanted to see it since she wouldn't stop talking about it, of course she drunkenly said yes, and I whipped it out. She was very shocked, jaw dropped, just kinda mindlessly gazing at it and she eventually just said "that's not a noodle dick." She then asked if I was single, I said yes, and she reached her hand out to grab it, and I pushed it away and told her that she should probably be getting inside now, and she stumbled her way inside. I had to catch the bus back to my house.