Me and my friend went to a goth bar and met some girls in the smoking area outside.

It was me(20m) and my freind(22m) talking to 3 girls (19-21).

I don’t know how it came up but this girl said her friend fucked a black guy and was upset he had a really small dick.

Because of the shallowness of the comment and the joking tone that it was said in, I responded “you don’t have big tits though so you can’t demand anything”.

She said I talk a big game and asked how big my dick was. I said I had pics and she quickly asked to see.

I was drunk as fuck and thought fuck it, she went wide eyed and said “holyyyyy” she showed it to her friend next to her who went red and started giggling. It wasn’t brought up again in the continuing conversation.

Felt bad for the random black guy who caught a stray though.