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Little short one from me. First story too.

Recently I used a public bathroom that had what I can only describe as the worst placed sink and mirror. Washing your hands gave a full view down the line of men and their manhood as they use the urinals.

Now I hadn't even spotted this until I'd already used the (closest to mirror) urinal so when I looked up to see a random guys penis I was pretty shocked and left quickly back to my girlfriend waiting outside. I had to tell her how horrified I was with this knowing I was on full display prior, stood next to 2 teenage/20yo looking lads. I'd kinda noticed they were at the sinks as I was having my go and after the fact remember one of them say something along the lines of "look at him".

Anyway, one of the lads interrupted my complaints to my gf to tell me "you don't exactly have much to complain about" and the other tell my girlfriend "you're a lucky one". Now I don't think I'm really that big, above average sure, but flaccid (and with that extra size you get when peeing) I realise I must look pretty big.

To be honest all this changed my mood from embarrassed to proud and quite manly very quickly and made the evening, with my girlfriend quite turned on about it all, a very good one. For the first time really our sex was all about my size, but I'll leave the story there as there's nothing really interesting to add.

Apologies if you wanted a more outrageous story.

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