for context, my dad and I are mad tight, especially since he raised me (an only child) as a young single dad. he's a type of chill dad who's more so like a homie (I can tell him everything) and I know he has brought his gfs home to nail and he also turn a blind eye when I bring girls home to do the same lol.

One night (i was 18) when we were drinking beer watching bball, and we were both pretty drunk, he made me do something for him during the watch. I talked back to him, telling him to go do it himself. He snarked back at me saying "is ur dick too big now that u r talking back to ur old man?" And I sarcastically replied,"Yes, and it's even bigger than urs, " just to talk smack at him. He laughed and challenged me, jokingly saying, "Take ur pants off, and let's see" pulls his pants down, thinking I would shy away from the challenge. I wasn't gonna take the disrespect, so I pulled my pants down, which he wasn't expecting me to lol. We even put some porno on and stroked to get hard for a real compare (it would have been weird sober, but we were pretty drunk, and we were very bold because of it). We stood next to each other for a big reveal, and both of us weren't expecting me to be bigger than him lol (I reached around 8" and he's somewhat over 7").

I still remember the reaction on his face, getting his ego hurt to know that his son is bigger than him and now officially became "the Man" of the house, lol. He didn't want to admit, but he was lowkey proud that his son is packing lol (W genes, it's all thanks to u dad). But, hey, I will give my old man that he is a little more grithy than me, and this man has the biggest balls like ostrich egg and hanging low like a stud bull. And I bet his dick game is on fire because I would hear loud moaning from his room every time he brought a girl home, and I have seen them walking wobbly afterward, lol. This becomes a story we laughed about now and then, and I have been getting some pointers on how to be the GOAT like him in bed. Anyone have a similar story?