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Best sex I’ve ever had
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In early 2022 I had been dating this girl for about 4 years and u could definitely say the relationship was coming to an end. The love just wasn’t there anymore and I’d say we fought almost every day. Anyway after we had a massive fight I was invited to a party by my mates and she didn’t want to come as her mum was in town or she just didn’t want to be near me it’s hard to tell. So I go to this party and there’s this cute 5’2” girl that was there, that immediately took an interest in me (so u have an idea of heights I’m 6’3”). To be honest I didn’t like her at first as she was a major pick me girl who always wanted to be the centre of attention. I didn’t realise till after but she was pretty much tailing me the entire night. The party kicked on till 2 then the 4 of us who remained including the pick me girl decided to go for a swim. So we stripped down to our undies and before we could hop in I couldn’t help but notice that the pick me girl had what could only be described as a perfect ass. As it was autumn and everyone was wearing jumpers and long pants I didn’t notice her physique. As we hung out in the pool the girl decided to come up and talk to me for the first time that night. I’m not going to lie I can’t remember much of what was said but all I know is that somewhere along the line I mentioned I had a gf and that after talking to her I realised she was actually a nice person. This is also when I realised she liked me as I put two and two together and noticed she only acted like a pick me around me to try grab my attention. As we talked the other 2 guys left and went to bed leaving this girl and I alone half naked in the pool. We sat in silence for a bit and then she asked how my relationship was going with my gf. Drunk me decided to be fully honest and tell tell her about our arguments and how we had recently just had a massive fight. I also slipped in that I was thinking of breaking up with her to see her reaction. When I said that I definitely saw her eyes widen slightly. Once I told her that she got a lot more bold, she started asking me personal questions about my sex life and what kinks I had (not even joking) she then made a comment about how tall I was compared to her and how easily I could, and I quote “pick her up and do anything with her”. Finally she stated that tall guys always had big dicks and she straight up asked how big I was (7” long and 2.5” thick btw so her theory was right kind of right when it came to girth). At this point the alcohol combined with the fight had gotten the better of me and I said “I can’t remember do you reckon you can check for me?”. She definitely realised she had me at this point so as per usual she started playing hard to get and said something like I’ll think about it. We kept chatting for a few more minutes before she stated that her panties she was wearing were uncomfortable and chafing her groin. Before my brain could compute what she was getting at she slipped of her panties and threw them into the darkness, she turned away from me and took her bra off not even attempting to hide her nipples. She then turned back to me and continued to talk like nothing happened. At this point I was fully erect and wondering if my relationship was worth saving. We talk for a few more minutes before I get nervous and suggest we go back inside. She unenthusiastically agrees and states that she threw her underwear into the darkness of the garden and couldn’t be bothered trying to find them. Me being an absolute Neanderthal when it came to picking up hints suggested I’d go find them. She obviously aware that I didn’t pick up that hint said “I’ll help but do u reckon u could give me your undies so i have something to wear”. Slowly the gears in my head started turning and I finally got the hint. So I got up out of the pool, not bothering to hide my erect penis and slowly took them off, making sure to watch her eyes so I could triple check if she was trying to fuck. As I suspected her eyes locked on to my dick as the undies pulled off causing my veiny dick to bob up and down. She let out a small smirk and said with a straight face “if I was your partner I wouldn’t argue with you especially with a cock like that”. I was stunned for a second because I didn’t think I heard her. So I just stood there and asked her to repeat herself. She then said the exact same thing which I was a little bit confused about frankly. (Backstory: my current partner and I where both each others firsts so we didn’t know what a normal dick looked like with length and girth.) I asked why and she then s stated that she had never seen a dick this big in person and also said something like “it’s above average in length but it looks thick as fuck, I don’t even know if I could get my fingers all the way around it”. Me with a newly boosted ego replied “I don’t believe you, might have to prove it” she laughed and said ok only if u help find my panties. I agreed and gave her my undies which she threw to the side and didn’t even put on, she then finally peeled her eyes away from my still hard dick and said I think it’s over there as she graciously got up out of the pool and sat her plump cheeks down on the edge. I was in awe as I watched that ass jiggle every time she shifted her weight. Once she sat still and the distraction stopped jiggling I saw her tan lines in the feint light coming from the balcony of the house. I don’t know how I didn’t realise but she was an absolute beauty, I’d say 8.5/10. The only thing that stopped her from being a 10 was she wasn’t a red head (what can I say I have a type) she then ordered me to go into the trees where she threw them and look. I ran over and started looking without a second thought determined to find them. As I was searching I heard a tussle right behind me and it was her not even attempting to cover up, and she said “i wanna see if I can fit my fingers around it, I hope you don’t mind.” And reached out and grabbed my now semi hard dick. I was speechless, as she squeezed it and exclaimed “see told you I could get my fingers around it”. I had a moment of clarity where I with my newfound confidence said something I wouldn’t normally say. I stated that it was fair because it wasn’t fully hard so in order to make it fair you need to make me hard again. She tilted her head paused then agreed saying to relax.(fyi this is where shit gets real) she proceeded to absolutely go ham on my veiny shaft, her mouth and tongue where going to work on my knob whilst her soft small hands twisted in opposite directions whilst simultaneously jerking my dick of. I was mesmerised. My gf had never done anything like this ever. Thank god for whisky dick because if I was sober I would have finished in record time. That was just the start of it, she worked away at it for 5 minutes completely forgetting about the bet of seeing if she could fit her hand around it. She then told me to grab her hands and pin them over her head against the tree behind her. I did as I was told and Id seen enough porn to know what came next, so without warning I skull fucked her making sure to stop every 15 seconds to see if she was all good. After I stoped for the second time she said “why do u keep stopping don’t stop fucking this whore mouth”I was shocked for a second but then as she opened her mouth wide open for me to see all the way in I shoved my dick back in and pushed. There’s this subreddit called breaking the throat barrier or something and let me tell you, if I was recording that would have been the top post on that page. She could normally only get halfway down but as I pushed past the barrier I saw her throat expand slightly and my knob was exposed to the wonderful feeling of the back of her throat. It was truly wonderful. We continued with that for 15 minutes straight with every minute passing I was working out how much she could take. Once she throated me for id say the 10th time drunk me told her in this stern voice that I’d never heard come out of my mouth before “come here I’m going to pick you up”. She got up off her now dirty knees and I picked her up with ease and put her legs over my shoulders and leaned her body against the tree and devoured that pussy. I don’t know what came over me that night but I was eating without giving her a chance to relax after each leg shaking orgasm (didn’t count how many) after my traps started to get sore I lifted her of my shoulders and held her in front of me as she wrapped her legs around my waist. We locked eyes and made out then it got a bit awkward for a second when she laughed and asked what would my girlfriend say if she saw us in this position. There was a little part of me that felt terrible and I slightly lost my erection as I realised this cheating thing might be a kind for her. But then she reached down below her and grabbed my dick and and rubbed it on her lips, and with that all second thoughts left my mind and I let her down slowly easing her onto my cock. It surprisingly just slipped right in because of how wet she was and I fucked her hard like that for at most 2 minutes before my arms started to burn and I had to stop. I then didn’t say anything and grabbed her by the shoulders and spun her around, I then grabbed all her hair into a ponytail and bend her over the fence to the pool. When I first started hitting it from the back I couldn’t take my eyes of her cheeks. I was in heaven, but soon enough the jiggle physics caused me to feel the tingling sensation in the base of my shaft… fuck I was going to cum I didn’t want to finish yet but she was letting out all these tiny moans that hopefully no one could hear. Right as I was about to go hard to finish off we heard voices coming from inside. It was the two friends that left the pool earlier. They were coming out to check on us. We quickly scrambled into the bushes and I had to lie down as to not get caught fucking the pick me girl that everyone found annoying. As I laid on my back the girl peaked over the top and realised that in this little section no one could see us at all with this in mind she stood over me facing away and squatted down on my lap. This sight legit almost made me cum and I wasn’t even inside her yet. As I thought that I felt her grab the base of my shaft and direct my slippery penis into what I thought was her pussy but I soon realised it was her ass (this is where my mates think I’m lying but I swear to god this parts true) this obviously wasn’t her first rodeo as when she sat down I saw her asshole just stretch out and easily swallowed my dick. I couldn’t believe it I was balls deep in her ass and I had just met her. I had also never done anal before with my gf so this new sensation mixed with the whole situation of my friends being just around the corner mad me cum almost instantly. I think she felt my dick twitching and jerking inside her because I saw her smile and gave her ass a wiggle. We sat there for a few minutes before my mates decided that I’d gone home without telling them and went back to bed. When the coast was clear she stood up, slapped her ass and gave me a wink, she then asked if I liked what she did at the end and I just nodded. The post nut clarity was hitting hard and I could only think about my girlfriend, like what would I tell her about tonight. Do I hide it or tell her. The pick me girl obviously could tell I was thinking about her and she lent close to my face and said something about how she’s good with secrets and that she won’t tell anyone as long as I went for round 2. And so we went all night long I think I came 3 or 4 times all up, 2 times in her ass 1 on her face and the last one she locked me in with her legs and I finished in her pussy while we where in the pool. Obviously I broke up with my partner the next day but I didnt tell her about the session that I had just had and the pick me girl moved to another state a shortly after, but we still meet up everyone she visits family.

Don’t have to believe a word of this but this is the true story about the best sex Ive ever had.

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