I swear I'm not making these up. Funny shit like this just seems to keep happening to me lately.

So if you read my last post you may remember Pearl. I'd been texting with her since that night for the last 3 weeks. I was just trying to keep in touch, reacting to her stories and such. I didn't want to seem clingy or desperate. That was until one day she said she hoped to see me again soon. I told her I wanted to see her too, and she suggested I could accompany her to an end-of-year dinner from work, Wednesday night of the next week. Now, for context, I already knew she lived kind of far away, about 40 min away from me (with no traffic), just across the state line. However, her workplace is in the opposite direction, about 30 minutes further into the neighboring state. And her employer decided to do the dinner even farther away. I checked with Google Maps and on Waze and, on a Wednesday evening, with rush hour traffic, it was gonna take me 3.5, possibly 4 hours to get to the restaurant.

I really wanted to see her again but that was just too much. I showed her the ETAs and she said she understood. But I didn't want her to think I didn't wanna put any effort into seeing her again. So I suggested we meet Saturday night, when there is less traffic and I even offered to pick her up at her place. She agreed and we made plans to go to a bar nearby where we could dance and have a drink. We didn't explicitly make plans to go to a hotel or have sex at her place after that, but tbh I would have been fine even if we didn't. I really like this girl and a night of just drinking, dancing (and possibly making out) with her, would have been enough.

Now as for the other part of this story, ever since I got divorced and started going to swinger clubs by myself, I have also been trying my luck in a few dating apps, as well as on Twitter, and I also joined one Whatsapp group for local Swingers. One photo I sent to the WhatsApp group caught the attention of a husband who was looking for an MFM threesome with his wife. We had been texting for a few days but didn't make any concrete plans yet. He was very excited about his wife being with someone my size. He was always asking for pictures and videos "to show his wife" and he offered pics and videos of her in exchange. Tbh I suspected it was a catfish more than once. Until one night out of the blue he texted me to let me know they were fucking, and asked if I wanted to video call them. Turns out the wife was very real, and also enjoyed seeing my size on the video call very much. That video call was on Wednesday night and on Friday morning he asked if we could meet on Saturday to finally have the threesome.

At first I said no "Sorry, but I can't, I already have a date with a girl on Saturday".

He asked "are you gonna see her all day?".

I sent a laughing emoji and said "no, I'm gonna see her at night, why do you ask?"

He responded with "well, why don't you meet us early in the morning and you'll have your energy back by the night" with another laughing emoji and a wink face.

I thought about it for a few minutes. I wasn't even sure if Pearl was planning to have sex with me or not, but it would suck a lot if we did end up having sex and I couldn't perform well with her because I just had a threesome earlier. And I definitely like Pearl a lot more than the wife. But he did offer to meet pretty early, I would have almost 8 hours to rest until the time I had agreed to meet with Pearl. It was doable, I have done it before. So I just said fuck it, why not.

So Saturday morning came and I met with the couple at the hotel we had agreed. Since they usually ride a motorcycle we made plans to leave their bike in a nearby parking lot so we could all enter the hotel in my car. The husband got on the backseat and she got on the passenger's. From the moment they got in, he was encouraging her to flirt with me and practically forced her hand to rub my cock through the pants fabric. We got to the hotel and since it was one of those car motels where each room has its own garage, the staff actually didn't even notice the husband, so we only had to pay for the room, and not the extra person, lol.

We got in the room and we started by just talking for a little bit, to try and break the tension. I asked about their past experiences, they didn't have much to tell. They had just started exploring the lifestyle recently and had only had one meetup before. But according to them it had been awful. They told me about how they met with two guys at the same time, but neither of them satisfied her. One of them was too old and couldn't get it up, and the other one was younger but too inexperienced and came too fast.

I gotta be honest, this made me a lil nervous, because if you read my last post, you know that I sometimes cum too fast too. They asked about my experience and I told them about how I used to be a Stag husband myself, but this was actually my first time meeting with a couple as a single. I asked her how she wanted/how she liked to be fucked. She said she actually preferred not to be asked. Said she wanted me to just take charge, fuck her how I wanted and move her around as I pleased. I said I would try to do just that but reassured that she could also stop me at any time.

I started by kissing her neck and undressing her. She had a chubby body with small but perky breasts. I turned her around so her husband could see me playing with them, and invited him to join us, but he said he was fine just watching for now. I got her on the bed, finished undressing her and started eating her pussy. The hotel had one of those triangular shaped pillows so I asked her to get on it so that her hips were raised and her pussy was more exposed. But still, even with her hips raised, this woman had the most ridiculously small clit I've ever seen. Like, I always know where the clit is. I never have any problem “finding” it. But with her I just couldn't feel it. I just sucked and licked around where I knew it should be, and she seemed to like it. I ate her this way for a while until the husband said "don't you think he has too many clothes on, love?". I got up and close to her so she could undress me, and as soon as my cock was out she went to town sucking on it. She was good. Not the best I've had, and she couldn't get all of it in, but she was eager and had an interesting rotating hand technique.

I got a condom on, told her to lay on her back and spread her legs, and got on top of her. I started putting it in very slowly because, as stated by themselves, she had never had anything my size inside her. Not even toys. I immediately realized we were gonna need to use lube. Even though she was decently wet from me eating her out, it was not going in without lube. After applying enough lube on her and myself I started to enter her slowly again. I gradually increased the speed and how much of it I put in with each stroke as I saw her starting to get used to it.

The husband kept at a stroking distance at times but for the most part he just sat back and watched, asking her how she was liking it. She was liking it a lot. I fucked her that way for a while and then I turned around so she could ride me. She rode me for a while and then he asked her if she could fuck her ass. She looked like she didn't like the idea very much and agreed just to make him happy, but also begged him to go slow. He lubed her up and went in, not as slowly as she would have liked. Soon he was pounding her hard enough to sway all three of us and the bed

This was my second time ever enjoying a real DP, and I'm kinda loving them. After a while he came in her ass and rolled over on his back. I told her I was close, and asked if she wanted me to finish inside, or take the condom off and cum on her face (I only asked because the husband had said before he wanted to see that). She said "no, just keep going". So I did and we reached orgasm at the same time.

She rolled over and we all laid there on the bed, her in the middle. I asked her how many times she came and she said just that one time at the end. I was sure she had had at least two more, once when I was eating her out and once when her husband came in her ass. But she said it was just that one at the end, and who am I to argue with her.

The husband commented how amazed he was at how comfortable and chill all three of us were lying naked next to each other, and that made me think of the very first threesome I had with my ex-wife. The aftercare was just like that. Like, exactly, like that.

We just kept talking like that for a while. The husband kept teasing her about a round two, and she kept saying fuck no, that was enough for today. But I knew I had nowhere I needed to be for the next 4 hours and the room was ours for the next 3.

So after a while of talking, when I felt I was ready to go again, I started caressing her breasts and then licking and sucking on her nipples. Her moans immediately made me hard again, so I grabbed her hand and placed it on my cock so she could feel it. She couldn't believe I actually wanted to, and could, go a second time. She let out the cutest nervous laugh as she made a comment about it. I swear it sounded like a mixture of excitement and actual fear.

The husband said he wanted to see her suck us both at the same time so we stood up on the bed in front of her kneeling. He kept commenting on how good the view was, so I asked if he wanted to take a picture or video and he started doing just that. I took the chance to do something I knew he would like. I told her to lower herself a little bit and look up, and I laid my full length across her face. He was surprised and exclaimed that it was bigger than her head. She laughed because she knew I was just doing this to stroke my ego, but also enjoyed seeing her husband so happy about it.

I laid her on her side and got behind her, spooning her, with one of her legs up in the air. Husband recorded a close up video of us fucking like that too. I reached around with one hand to rub her clit while fucking her and she started shaking like crazy. We fucked sideways for a while then I flipped her to prone bone to finish. After I finished and rolled over, the husband fucked her in missionary, while I played with her nipples, until he came a second time too.

We laid there for a while again until we decided it was time to wash up and get dressed. The husband teased again saying it was time for round three. But this time she responded with a, still a bit playful, yet very firm "fuck off". And topped it off with a “You two can go at each other if you want. I'll just watch”. The husband laughed (though I did notice he never said no, lol). We finished getting dressed, took a couple more pictures for the memory and headed back to the car. I dropped them off at the parking lot where they left the bike at and we said goodbye.

....and I think this is already too long. So I think I will have to tell you guys how the date with Pearl went in a part 2