So I wasn’t really friends with these two guys from my class but we’d talk. They were like a solid duo that I love to call The dumb and the dumber.

The dumb was a gym bro almost as tall as me, ex soccer player with a girlfriend who sometimes decided to just randomly tell me to suck his dick. Or he’d pound me. Or just stare at me in classes. Over all a weird homophobic dude.

The dumber, also a homophobe was just a weird guy who always sent me reels of people puking as he found out I have a very bad gag reflex. But overall he was a fun dude, he always called me pretty boy when greeting me and was just chill

Anyway. I was sitting on the couch in our resting area at uni, I was on my phone reading some book when the dumber came and like tried to slap me by my thigh so i can scoot over but he did it too high up and I just looked at him as he said “dude, your cock goes to your knee or something?” I ignored him and continued reading my book until his friend, the dumb, came. We chatted for a bit and he said how he wanted to go to the usa but had visa issues and I jokingly asked him if he wanted me to call up a few places and get it done. He literally just said “imma suck your dick if you manage to pull that off”

We continued bantering around and they invited me to go to the hot springs with them with like termal water or some shit. Overall a huge pool that people use to bathe there. I never went before eventho the guys from my group asked me to. I got weird vibes for it as a lot of older gay men use that place to hook up. But I couldn’t say that to them, and I couldn’t find another reason to decline as they always found a way around my excuses.

I get to the hot springs. They are waiting outside, the dumb one has black sweats on and he has a giant bulge sticking out. The dumber has grey sweats one with even bigger bulge. I was wearing shorts and mine was just as present.

We get out, go in, take our clothes off as we are chatting. When I pulled my boxers off they both got silent and just stared. Theirs wasn’t tiny either. But mine was no match.

First thing the dumber asked was why was I cut, and I explained to him it was a jewish thing. And then the dumb one asked if it hurt when i walked which was funny. He continued asking questions about girls and if they get scared, and how’s my girlfriend handling it. I just told him im waiting for marrige.

Idk but i feel like he might’ve gotten insecure about it because the whole vibe after that was just off considering the fact that I’ve met his girlfriend before and her and I just talked about our shared interests he got lil big scared.

Now he’s bolder than ever. Today after lunch I said “its part two of lunch” as I grabbed a cigarette. After he was done he said “yknow what part two of lunch is” and i said “yeah this dick” and he grabbed it thru my jeans.

Deff a weird dude. But a confidence boost nonetheless