Since Imma be leaving for the Holidays to go back to the States, we decided to do a little vacation now since me and my step bro are done with Uni and my lil bro is done with hs and it’s summer here so why the hell not.

We flew out to a nice resort in Cape Town, and tbh it was an amazing experience overall, I think I fell in love with Cape Town, and instead of moving back to the States. Imma move here.

But anyway, we spent most of our day by the beach, my stepdad and I literally did not exit the water as we haven’t seen the seaside in a long time (his last vacation was 3 years ago). So when it started getting dark we went back in the resort, had dinner and him and I went back to the pools.

We swam around, drank a little and just had great time. I really love hanging out with that man as he’s literally the funniest dude I know and I don’t really find older people funny.

He told me there was a sauna and we could go if I was down and I agreed. We went to the lockers and I quickly changed in my boxers and went to go in the sauna when he stopped me and told me that we aren’t pussies. He got fully naked and so did I. He just stoped and looked at my junk for a second. Im pretty big when soft and in the summers my summer cock gets to like 6’’ so he just stared at it and then he looked at me.

What the hell Carter was all he said. I was confused and I seriously thought he was commenting about my tattoo that I have just below my v-line that says “TITTIES” (I was a stupid teenager who had a stupid friend with a tattoo gun)

Kid I head you had that thing on you, but I didn’t think it’s that huge

I was confused and asked him what he meant by that and he just said “Thin walls”

We walked into the sauna and he just had this smirk on his face and I knew he was about to ask the stupidest question ever, and I was right “Is that why Liam (his son’s best friend) can’t seem to get over you”

It was such awkward and funny situation and I’m laughing about it writing right now