Just a bit of my background before we get started. I was very much a late bloomer when it came to anything sexual. I'm the walking epitome of that meme where you're just sitting there and suddenly realize, "fuck, she was flirting with me", only 10 years too late. Hell, I didn't even lose my virginity until I was 23, so I had no idea what the hell I was doing for most of my early years. My cock also didn't stop growing until I was 25, so that's also wild, but that's honestly not related!

Anyway, when I was 19 years old, I was invited to my first cousin's wedding. It was one of those weddings where 500 people show up, you have no idea who anyone is, and barely talk to a single person because the crowd is insane. I barely talked to my cousin before his wedding because him and my uncle lived out of state, but hey, it was excuse to have a fun time, plus I know my dad wanted me to go with him since it was his side of the family. The service was nice, pretty simple, but the dinner was great. It was at a local conservatory so we're talking super fancy, lots of finger foods, the works.

A few hours into the dinner when the alcohol started to flow, I finally had the opportunity to talk to my cousin's bride. She was about a foot shorter than I, thin, long, curly brown hair, really pretty face and her dress left little to the imagination when it came to her curves. I didn't notice before because of her wedding dress, but she changed after the service into a snug red dress that really accentuated her butt especially. My awkward ass made small talk for a while before my cousin was pulled off in another direction to talk to a friend. This was my first time meeting her, and I was clueless when it came to talking to women, but she suddenly got really flirty. I could tell she was super drunk, but right in the middle of the dance hall, she leaned in and whispered to me, "I see your family has great genes", and gave me a big hug. I blushed, asked what she meant, to which she leaned in again, "Aside from being handsome, I see what's going on below the belt."

Now mind you, I had no idea how big I was in relation to others, so I wasn't very confident at the time. I remember looking on the internet what the average was, to which I was larger, but I never personally thought I was big. She was the first person to actually bring attention to it. I kind of covered my crotch after hearing her comment because I felt myself getting hard, but she looked down and quickly noticed what I was doing. She put her hands around me and started to dance as a song came on. She just kept looking down at my cock and as any man can tell you, when you're wearing suit pants, it's insanely difficult to hide your bulge, especially if you're rock hard. She pulled me tighter and I felt it digging into her stomach while we were pressed together, her head on my shoulder, gently moaning and giggling the entire time.

Once the song was done, she leaned in again and whispered again, "You're a great dancer, I bet you're also a wonderful lay", to which she gently cupped my cock with her hand while she was pressed against me. She gave me a kiss on the cheek and walked away to talk to someone else. I awkwardly and quickly shuffled back to my table to sit down, waiting to calm myself, hoping no one noticed. It was so crowded, no one else must have seen, right? I was left throbbing, sitting there at my table.

To my surprise, someone happened to notice, but I didn't know until later in the night. It was one of my dad's friend's from high school. Before we left, they approached me and my dad, everyone in the conversation was hammered, minus myself. My dad and his friend reminisced about being younger, typical stuff someone would say to an old friend, until he started to laugh really hard. He points over at me and says loudly, "I see your son also has the patented "Smith family cock" (my last name is NOT Smith, just trying to use it instead of my own last name lol)." My eyes must have looked like a deer in headlights. He smacked my shoulder and said, "Son, the whole neighborhood used to joke that the men in your family were known for their fucking hogs. Me and Stella (his wife) saw you run off after dancing with Oksana. Don't worry, we won't say anything", then he smacked me on the shoulder again. I looked over at my dad and he just winked.

God, I felt like I was going to die on the spot. That makes me think more people saw what happened. No one said anything and no one in the family ever mentioned the event, so that is a sigh of relief. To this day, my cousin's wife is still consistently flirty with me, so it makes me believe she does remember. Even though that was embarrassing at the time, at least I found out that day I had a big dick!