After a PE session, we went to the locker room, everyone joking and messing around as usual.

“Hey, guys,” Luca said, pulling out his phone with a grin. “You need to see this.”

We all gathered around him as he swiped to a picture of an unbelievably hot naked girl. The guys started whistling and making exaggerated "damn!" sounds, but I wasn’t even paying attention to her anymore. My body had already decided it was time to make things awkward.

Before I could even react, I felt myself start to get hard in my sweatpants. I did my best to shift discreetly, but the room had already gone silent as Luca noticed.

“Holy crap,” Luca shouted, pointing directly at me. “Look at him! Dude’s got a full-on boner!”

“No way! What is that, like 8 inches?” one of the guys asked, completely shocked.

Another guy chimed in, “And it’s thick, like... a monster energy drink can!”

I froze, trying to shrink back as much as I could, but the damage was done.

Marco, ever the showman, put his hands in the air and started measuring. “Nah, that’s gotta be like 9 inches at least. And it’s thicker than a soda can!"

Luca was bent over, clutching his stomach from laughing so hard. “Bro, you’re not just D (my name) you're BDD: Big Dick D!”

The whole locker room was still cracking up. One of them, a guy who never said much, leaned over and just muttered, “Dude, you should be in a movie or something…”

It didn’t help that the story spread like wildfire after that. Even guys who weren’t in the locker room heard about it, and for weeks, I was the center of jokes and playful teasing. It was embarrassing at first, but after a while, I started to wear the nickname BD D like a weird badge of honor