This is something I haven't done since my very first time. Me and my gf at the time quickly realised that the "one size fits all" thing is pure bullshit. After a lot of experimenting i now stick with mysize 72.

For reference, in length I am about 7.5-8 inch long with a crazy curve, and at the base I am 8 inches around. One of my exes called me soda can.

Regardless, I have a friend with benefits I have been seeing for a bit, and last time we were together she wanted to see what a normal condom looked like. She carries them in case a guy claims they have non.

Fast forward and I am struggling to get it on past the head and when I do it pinches hard and looks like my dick is wearing a beanie. Already she is laughing. So I grip the thing, stretch and unroll it as good as I can and pull it down. It is a little too short to go all the way to the base but it is so tight it cuts into the meat at the base and the sides spill out.

I can't describe ho stupid it looked as it looked like my meat was spilling out the bottom of the condom but she was crying with laughter and as was I.