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“Whatever, thick dick”
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Long time lurker first time poster. Will keep this story a bit short but it is about one of my friends girlfriends made a joke about my big dick.

Before I go further, I want to give some background info about myself. I am 6’2, ~185 pounds, and my dick is about 7.2 inches long and my girth 6 inches at its thickest. My girlfriend and I had been together for a very long time by this point and she wasn’t shy about our sex life so all of her friends know what’s about it. My friend in this story had been with his gf (my girlfriend’s roommate) for about 2 years at this point. I knew a bit about their sex life due to us our girlfriends sharing our wall and from what my girlfriend would tell me and from what I have been told is he is slightly above average in length but rather thin. Anyways, onto the story…

I (22M) was hanging out at my girlfriend’s (22F) place one evening along with her roommate and her roommates boyfriend (both 22) who also happened to be one of my better friends. We were just drinking and playing Mario Party and just messing around with each other. At this point we had all drank quite a bit and smoked a little as well. I don’t remember exactly what lead up to this but we were all joking around and I had made a joke about my friends girlfriend and she immediately responded with “whatever thick dick”.

Everyone kinda immediately froze and she apologized right away and said she had no idea why she said that and my friend got pretty upset. It was pretty awkward after that so the night ended shortly after and they got into a pretty big fight. Feel guilty about the fight but I would be lying if I didn’t get very turned on by the thought of my girlfriend hyping up my dick to her girlfriends and her girlfriends thinking about it.

This is a true story so nothing ever came after this and while that couple did break up a while later for unrelated reasons, we are all still good friends. This is my first time writing a story so feel free to leave me some feedback!

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