I recently wrote a story about how I met an amazing couple and was lucky enough to be invited into their sex life. Kate and Liam are super kind, and outside of the bedroom are just as nerdy as I am, we get on so well even now that we’re not hooking up regularly since I got in a relationship (a foursome is potentially in the works though…).

One night at their apartment we’d been sitting around, cuddled up and watching movies. We’d ordered in some curry and decided we’d do some dumb “compatibility” BuzzFeed quizzes. This was hilarious, the craziest questions about what kind of mushroom we’d be or who our favourite one direction member was, that concluded that we were somewhere between “delete each other’s numbers” to “get married immediately”.

We made it onto one that was less weird than the others, that was asking quite sincere questions, and got to a very thought-provoking one: “if you could change one thing about your body what would it be?”. For those who haven’t read the previous story, Liam has a micropenis, and it didn’t seem to be a source of insecurity to him, at least before now. “I would want a cock like yours” he said to me, and when I joked back “you can have mine anytime you want, just call me up” I quickly realised by the serious face he maintained that this was not the time for horny innuendo.

“I mean it, Kate you fucking love it, and I don’t blame you because I love it too, but I just wish I could give you that sometimes. I have always had to hide it, I used to try to stretch it as a teen because I hated being in any room where I knew everyone else could piss at a urinal holding their manhood with more than two fingers” he was close to crying, and Kate and I cuddled him from either side and thanked him for opening up, checking in that he was okay with where we were at as friends and in our relationship. He said he’d feel better if we shared too. I told him I wished I had his muscles and Kate’s clear skin. Kate said she wished she was even just a little skinnier, and blamed her huge thighs and ass for Liam’s inability to penetrate her.

We did our best to comfort each other on our respective insecurities, and then got to talking about how we’d always compared ourselves to other people, celebrities, our peers, pornstars etc. Kate said she couldn’t watch porn with girls in it because girls her size were fetishised and everybody smaller than her made her feel physically sick about herself. Liam admitted that he also almost exclusively watches gay porn because it was actually okay for a man not to have a colossal, unbelievable dick. I mentioned how, as an extreme grower, I have also always hidden myself in locker rooms and urinals etc. to hide how little I am when soft.

Kate and Liam didn’t believe that I was small soft, and in fairness, they’d almost only ever seen me rock hard or with a major post-sex chub because I was always so turned on by them. I suggested that we go online and see normal guys soft and show that I’m a fair way below average, but Kate wasn’t convinced by that sample, and instead suggested that we visit the nude beach the next day. Liam and I were actually pretty keen on this, we all loved the beach and being naked together, so this sounded like an amazing day out.

All feeling a little insecure still, nobody felt like sex that night, but we got up just after sunrise, went out for coffee and then set ourselves up between the dunes of the local nude beach and took the opportunity to rub each other down with plenty of sunscreen. The first person we saw walking by was a stunning woman, tanned olive skin, sunbleached blonde hair, a huge round sculpted muscular butt that rippled with her ripped quads as she walked along the wet sand by the water. She had the thickest, curliest black bush any of us had seen since some 1970s porn, and she waved and smiled at us. She’d probably have been in her 40s, and all three of us agreed that she was fucking gorgeous.

After a few minutes we decided we’d go for a swim, splashed around for about 10 minutes and then I got quite excited seeing Kate’s huge swinging breasts and Liam’s wet, shining body and so stayed in the water a little longer than them to let my erection die down. As I was coming out, an older couple probably in their 60s was walking past. He was short, quite stocky, and she was super thick, built like Kate but with smaller boobs and a bigger belly. I got back and Kate noted she was really proud of her own big boobs, trying not to sound vain, which made us all laugh. Liam then pointed out that the old bloke had a really long skinny penis, and that he could see what I meant by being a grower seeing the two of us side by side. I was just behind them getting out so didn’t see him from the front but apparently it was jiggling up and down while he was walking, much to both their amusement.

We got up after a little bit and decided to walk along the beach ourselves, and ran into the woman from earlier, this time sat down on a big picnic blanket with a man and kissing him passionately. Liam stopped and stared. This man looked like a dead ringer for him in maybe 20 years time, muscles and veins popping out everywhere, identical build and a near-identical cock, which his stunning wife was stroking with her fingertips as he played with her pierced left nipple and A-cup breast. He whispered to us about “not being alone in the world” and we sort of nodded and continued walking in silence for a little bit.

We found our way back to our clothes and towels, and lay down a while, a few more couples walking past, some clothed-beachgoers realising they’d come too far and turning around, and then we heard some rowdy noises. A group of late-teens/early 20s boys, followed by some girls, were marching down the beach, laughing and joking amongst themselves. At the front of this group of maybe 12 people was a kinda short guy of average build that was receiving a lot of encouragement from the rest of the boys, and he didn’t need to get close to know why. This guy, probably 5 or so years younger than us, had handily the biggest soft cock any of us had ever seen. Think Danny D but on a tanned 165cm teenager. He was making hip thrusts that sent his elephant trunk cock up near the bottom of his sternum, doing the helicopter, grabbing it with two hands on and a sizeable amount showing. The boys were cheering and clapping, the 3 girls among them gawking and whispering to each other.

This group, we decided, was exactly the demographic that used to bully us in high school, but one of them was blessed with a superhuman penis and they were all seemingly secure enough in their own masculinity to just joke about it. The girls were all super skinny, and Liam and I agreed that Kate was a hell of a lot better looking than them with their bony edges sticking out. We also noted that almost all the boys had a bigger soft dick than me, to which Kate conceded she believed me.

A little later, as we’d been getting ready to go, the younger couple we’d seen earlier walked past. We all exchanged some small talk, and the woman, Paula, asked if we’d been there before. She introduced her husband as Jono, and said they love coming out there every week in summer when the weather is as nice as it was. We mentioned it was a sort of exercise in feeling better about our bodies, to which Paula began gushing compliments to us all. She also noted the fact that Liam looked exactly like Jono when they’d met, in a tone we weren’t certain wasn’t flirting. I had quietly been trying to conceal my growing semi to which she brought everybody’s attention, before saying to Kate “I don’t know if you play with this big boy but aren’t you glad he’s not like that kid that walked past earlier? Such a show-off and more than anybody wants to handle anyway”. We all laughed at this, Kate and I blushing a little bit before I mentioned that she and Liam were the couple and I was just a friend. “Good for you then” she winked at Kate “plenty of eye candy when he’s going down on you” she said quite bluntly.

At this point I noticed Jono and Liam off to the side chatting quietly, pointing at each other’s respective partners, as if to give kudos on “pulling”. Paula’s funny chatty demeanour brought Kate out of her shell, who explained that I was a little more of a friend with benefits. “I knew it” she said “I could tell by how you both looked at him, I bet the three of you have a lot of fun together”. Kate reached over to jokingly touch my thigh but instead wound up with a handful of my now fully erect dick, which made us all burst out laughing even more. I apologised and said I couldn’t help it with everyone so close. Paula replied “us girls are lucky we don’t pitch a big fat tent when we’re aroused, it’s a little more subtle, especially when you keep it hidden in the bushes like me” pointing to her, now up close even more, impressively thick pubic hair. It was like a full beard, curls at least an inch deep.

She then turned to showering Kate with more compliments, which made her blush but also smile so wide. We all agreed we loved her smile, as rarely as it comes out in public given how shy she was. Paula was definitely not shy at all, I remember thinking, as I watched her reach over to weigh up Kate’s huge breasts in her dainty little hands. “Shit, teenage me wishes she had these going on, wow!”

As it was approaching lunch time, the five of us got dressed and made our way back to the carpark. Paula and Jono got into some fancy low down sports car, we piled into my Getz and as we drove off, we reflected how nice it was to have such a comfortable exploration of human bodies without it having to necessarily be sexual, and that we were all feeling a fair bit better about ourselves, especially thanks to the very outgoing couple of strangers we’d met on the beach.