I really need to brag to someone about this. First let me start by saying I know how unbelievable the title sounds, but maybe you'll reconsider believing it when you hear this all happened in a Swinger Club. This is a place where it isn't just “normal”, it is EXPECTED for people to have sex in front of others.

Also, as in every other story here, obviously I have a pretty big dick, but I would like to think that was not the only reason for my success that night. I'm fairly good looking, I'm tall, fit, and I groom myself as best as I can, I was clean, I smelled good, etc.

Now, this was not my first time at this club, I had already gone there about 4 or 5 times in the past 4 years. But this was my first time going as a single man, all the previous times I had gone with my now ex-wife.

I arrived at the club as early as possible because I wanted to be able to talk to the couples/single women before all the action started. I was hoping I would have a better chance at standing out from the other single men this way. First, I talked to the woman of an older couple. I started with her because, funnily enough, her husband actually asked me to. She was really nice and pleasant to talk to, but it was clear after a while she was just there to please the husband, and to just watch/be seen. She wasn't ready to interact with anyone yet.

As people kept coming in, this young couple, a very attractive girl, so-so guy, came in and sat in the booth right next to mine. She was a very thin, very petite, brunette with B cups. Just my type. It took a lot more courage to start talking to them than to the first older couple, but eventually I did.

Turns out they weren't even a couple, they were just "friends" with benefits, and it was their first time at a club. I took this as an opportunity to explain everything I knew about the club and talk about my past experiences, etc. They told me their names were "P"(f) and "H"(m) Eventually they left to get drinks and to explore the place further. I could have offered to accompany them and show them the place around, but I thought it best not to and just stay at my spot. I didn't want to look creepy and stalkerish. I figured I could just find them later, and I had already done the work of introducing myself, if "P" was ever going to want to play with me she would by now.

I was right. I found them later playing in a dark corner of one of the playrooms. I just approached and asked if I could touch "P" and she said yes. I shit you not, she seemed glad to see me there. I started fondling her breasts and kissing her neck, she undid my pants, pulled my semi erect cock out and started stroking me. "P" suggested we move somewhere we could have more space, we moved to a bed and she asked if I had a condom. Now, at this point I wasn't fully hard yet, so I asked her if I could eat her out first. She let me, but just for a little bit cause she was desperate to get fucked, so she hurried me to put a condom on and get on my back so she could ride me.

As soon as she started putting me in I almost busted, she was so fucking tight. I'm ashamed to say I didn't last long. I tried taking deep breaths and everything but I came about 2 minutes in. Thankfully, I had taken a pill, so I stayed hard and was able to let her keep riding. Then “H” came from behind her and without much notice started fucking her ass. I'm guessing they had already agreed to this before because she didn't seem that surprised and it went in fairly easy, but it certainly surprised me. This was my first time ever doing a DP. He pounded her ass hard. She shrieked a couple times and he asked if she was ok but she told him to keep going.He came about 5 minutes later. He backed away and she protested, saying she hadn't finished yet. She asked me if I could keep going cause she wanted to finish, but at this point my cock was starting to go soft. I told her I had already finished too but offered to finish her with my mouth. She looked doubtful and asked if I was sure. Tbh I never understood if she asked if I was sure because she thought I couldn't make her finish with just my mouth or if she asked because she didn't think I would want to do that after I had already finished. But it didn't matter to me because I did want to, and I was confident in my abilities to do so. So I told her to just lay back and to trust me. Within minutes I had her squirming, shaking and screaming.

After she had enough, we all got dressed and ready to leave the room, but she couldn't find her panties. They were nowhere on the bed the three of us used, so we figured she must have left them at the corner where they first started, before I joined. We went back to look for them but there was another couple already using that spot so she told us not to bother them, said it wasn't an issue, that she could just go commando for now and would just come back later. (This part is important for later in the story btw, you'll see why)

We went back to the living room area and this time I was confident I could stay and chat with them without feeling pushy or creepy. We talked for like an hour and a half, or maybe 2 hours. She asked me to dance with her 4 or 5 times. I'm not a great dancer, but she said "H" doesn't like to dance at all and she really wanted to, so I was happy to oblige.

During the time we chatted, "H" expressed his desire to swap with a couple that was sitting across the room from us. I kept encouraging them both to go talk with them, and after lots of convincing and some tips they finally did. I left the living room and used this time to go around the club looking for other potential play partners.

I was able to find the older couple I had talked to before, she was giving him a bj in a corner of one of the playrooms. She gave me a handjob while she continued sucking her husband and I played with her clit, fondled her breasts and kissed her neck. She seemed to be having fun stroking the full length of my dick and kept looking back at it with awe in her eyes. But when I asked her if she wanted me to put a condom on, she said I was way too big for her. That it was too scary. After a while the husband got dressed and she thanked me for the handjob, I got the hint and left.

I kept circling around the playrooms when I ran into "P" and "H" again. They were going into a little dark corner with the couple they wanted to swap with. I just passed by them, grinning from ear to ear, because I thought it had worked out for them. But to my surprise "P" called out my name and asked me to join them. To which the other husband responded "oh so you are just gonna have a threesome with them? ok". I was confused but happy to play with "P" again. Turns out the four of them weren't there for a swap at all. They had only agreed for “P” and “H” to do it in front of the other couple for them to watch (that couple wasn't even gonna swap with anyone, allegedly because the husband had health issues. Though I suspect it was just unresolved jealousy from the wife or something, who knows). So because of this "P" was happy to see me again. She asked me to sit down in front of her while "H" was giving it to her from behind. Then when I was ready and had the condom on she sat on me and this time she really went to town grinding on me, hard. "H" tried to get behind her, I'm guessing to DP her again, but he couldn't get in the right position because the space was too tight so he gave up. She kept grinding on me until she came. This time she came even harder than before. She was shaking, she asked me to hug her tight and hold her down, and she was exhausted when she finished. This time it was "H" who protested he hadn't gotten his yet, so I told them we could switch. I stood up and he put her in doggy style.

Now this is where the funny part of the story begins.

As I was standing there just watching them, stroking myself, two other guys were standing nearby also touching themselves (probably thinking they could have their turn with "P" after "H" was done, the idiots) Suddenly we all heard a loud voice from a woman behind us

"Condoms?!? Condoms guys! Do you have your condoms on?!"

I turned around and saw a blonde, chubby woman in her 30s. She never gave me her name but let's call her "B". The other two guys seemed annoyed and didn't even respond to "B", but I turned to her, and with the cockiest attitude I've ever shown anyone in my life I said "Yeah, I have my condom on. Wanna see?" and I walked right up to her, holding my fully erect cock, 90° angle from my body, pointing right at her. She was away from the dark corner and closer to the bar, this place was much more lit. She looked at me and then at my cock.

"How do I know you haven't used that one already" she said

"Uhh…. no? I have. I already used this one. I just used it with her" I said pointing back to “P” trying to make sense of why the fuck “B” is asking all of this "Do you want me to change it??" I asked, finally getting a hint of what she was getting at.

She looked at me and then at my cock again, bit her lip and said "yeah...".

I took off the condom, opened a new one and put it on. She walked me to another playroom. There's just about 4 or 5 dark spots like this one in the whole club, so by chance we ended up in the same place "P" and "H" had started at the first time I found them. I got "B" on her back to eat her out, just enough to get her wet since I was already ready to go. I got on top of her and started fucking her missionary, from the moment I put it in she was loving it. She kept telling me how awesome it was and that she loved my cock. She was moaning and screaming, she slapped my ass one time. She was loving it. After she came one time I turned her around to fuck her doggy style. Her tits were kinda small for her chubby body, but her ass was amazing. Big, round and plump, it felt great everytime I slammed into it. She asked me to pull on her hair. I spanked her ass. I was pounding her hard and she was loving it.

Just as I was pounding into "B" someone came next to us with the flashlight of their phone turned on. They seemed to be looking for something. And suddenly, I recognized a familiar voice. It was "P"! She was looking for her panties. I asked "P" if she wanted us to move so she could look better. But she said no, and I didn't insist. Because even though I wanted to help "P", I didn't wanna be rude to "B". So I just kept fucking "B" while "P" kept looking for her panties right next to us.

Eventually "P" gave up and was ready to leave, even without panties. When I noticed she was leaving, not only the room but possibly the club, I grabbed "P" by the wrist (still fucking "B") and pulled her to me. She thought I was pulling her in just to say goodbye, so she went for a kiss on the cheek, but I used this to whisper in her ear.

"Before you go, can I have your phone number?" I said to "P", all while still fucking "B".

"Yeah, sure. I just don't have anything to write it on right now"

"Can you wait just a lil bit till I'm done here?" I dared to ask, never even stopped fucking "B".

But surprisingly, "P" nodded in agreement. "P" got out of the room and I was not really sure if she was actually gonna wait for me or not, but I still took my time finishing "B" off. Cause again, even though I liked "P" a lot more, I didn't wanna be rude to "B". I pinned "B" down and pulled her legs to get her prone bone and started fucking her faster till we both came together. I thanked "B" for everything. She said she couldn't get up yet so I just left her there and I got out looking for "P", not sure if I was gonna find her or not.

But sure enough "P" was just outside the room, just waiting for me. We exchanged numbers and I kissed her goodbye, telling her I hope to see her soon.

So that's the story of how I asked for a woman's phone number while I was balls deep inside another one.

And, she gave it to me.