So I was in a relationship for several years between 25-30 with a woman who had a close relationship with her Mum.

Her Mum, now 51, was undeniably a bit of a foxy mama.

One of the hottest things I’ve ever heard was that both my ex and her Mom discussed penis size regularly.

I first discovered this when I learnt that my ex, who had seen my friends penis during a dare, had talked to her Mum about it.

We were going for dinner one night and my ex’s Mum asked who’d be there. My ex listed the names of my friends and her Mum, thinking I was out of ear shot said ‘Ryan, he’s the one with the whopper of a penis isn’t he?’.

I over heard this and I could see my ex looked startled when I walked back into the room.

On another occasion, we all had a hot tub night at my ex’s Mums house and later on when recalling the event my ex said to her Mum ‘Ryan got his schlong out on the patio to get changed so check the cctv for that…’ prompting her Mum to giggle.

I absolutely freaking love that her and her milfy Mom sat around with a glass or two of wine discussing big dicks!