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My dick got caught in the middle of "girl talk" during a wedding
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No sex in this story but it's still funny to think about. I was invited to a wedding by a fuck buddy who's friend was the bride, and got sat at a table that was mostly younger/middle aged women. After vows were exchanged and the crying stopped, they all got to talking about what girls seem to always talk about... guys. They went over the guys they were seeing and the ones they had fucked, and the ones they did or didn't like, or was/wasn't good in bed. I mostly tried to stay out of it until my fuck buddy had to blurt out "I bet Camctrail's got the biggest dick out of anyone." Nearly spat out my drink when I heard that.

Immediately I became the center of the universe for these women and I was all they wanted to talk about. Most of the questions were about my size and about our sex, so I was at least able to pass some of those off to her. They would make up these claims in their heads about what a guy with a huge dick could do, like "I bet you could bang any woman you want" and "I bet you could make all of us your bitches", stuff like that. It was pretty overwhelming. I was definitely blushing and a little embarrassed for most of that interrogation but honestly, it does feel nice to have the attention of beautiful women, even if it is just about my massive cock lol. As my fuck buddy and I were driving home, she told me a couple of the girls had given her their numbers to give to me, and I did end up meeting them at a later date, but maybe that's a story for another time.

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Lol I mean I certainly didn't mind it.

I just sat with her at her table.

Idk what her goal was but whatever it was, she probably accomplished it haha

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Haha I was her guest, she told me where to sit and that's where I sat. I mean I wasn't like begging for something to happen but I'm not gonna say no to fooling around with a pretty girl ;)

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Women talk lol

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Wingwoman* ;)

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It was fine with me lol

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Size does matter, but the extent to which it matters depends on the woman

Y'know for a lot of women, fucking a huge dick is kinda like traveling to another country and seeing an iconic landmark, they hear a lot about how great it is and it just becomes something to scratch off their bucket list, and it will probably only happen one time cause huge dicks are not for everybody

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Well if you looked at my profile, you would know what I'm carrying

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Just casual fooling around ;)

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Haha she put in work for me, intentionally or not ;) definitely caught me off guard but I wasn't gonna stop it

They sure did, we had some good fun lol

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It's better if you see it than me just telling you

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The fuck is your problem dude. I have not written down my size on my profile, you can just see my size for yourself. If you want me to tell you, then DM me, otherwise go be a douchebag somewhere else

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