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Found out GF's father as a BD at Airport
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This past weekend I was traveling with GF and her parents. Her parents have only flown a few times All adults me (55), GF (53) and her parents both 72. GF's father (John) is about 5'4" and maybe 140 Ibs. John was flagged by TSA scanner for extra search due to an "unidentified" object in his groin area. I have TSA pre-check so I was in another line when this all happened.

Immediately after getting through security, GF and John were excitedly telling me about how he was flagged for an extended screening due to a large object in his groin area. The male TSA agent that said he had to do an extended search and ask if he had anything in his pockets, which John responded that his pockets were empty. GF said the screen on the machine showed a big red box over the outline of the groin area. The TSA agent offered to conduct the search in a private room, John declined. GF said the agent brushed all around her dads groin with both the back and front of his hand and basically groped him. Agent then asked John "is that all you"? And when he responded yes, then allowed them to clear security.

GF and John both claimed they did not know why this happened and surmised that the scanner must have malfunctioned. John was confused why the three steel pins in his ankle from a recent fracture were not flagged.

Mean while, GF's mother was suspiciously silent and not engaging or making eye contact. She looking down with a big smirk on her face. She knew exactly why and that there was no malfunction. I just played dumb as well, since this exact thing has happened to me at least 5 times and is the reason I have TSA pre-check. I'm not huge by any means 7.25 x 6, but have had the exact same experience.

Later that night my GF brought it up again in private and I explained what really happened. She was immediately silent and embarrassed and changed the subject.

His BD status was confirmed early Sunday morning when my GF and I walked into the kitchen and John was pouring a cup of coffee with just a pair of sweat pants on. He was obviously not wearing underwear and the dick print was very large. I'm fairly certain he was flaccid and the outline was nearly my size erect. I don't think he was expecting anyone else to be up yet. He went right back into the bedroom with his coffee and came out a few minutes later with jeans on. Later Sunday, I overheard GF telling her sisters about their hung dad and apparently they have always suspected their parents have had a very active sex life.

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