I’ve been lurking for a while but feel like I should contribute now. I have a bunch of these, some crazy, some tame. I’ll start with one that I think is kind of ridiculous.

Several years ago, I went to friends’ house party after a college football game. Three girls lived in the house, I knew two of them. I really wanted to go even though I’d get there really late and I ended up getting there after midnight. And I was mostly sober because of the subway trek from the game to the party which was not short.

Anyway, I get there and it’s still going but winding down a bit. I see a few people I know but there one girl who’s kind of a flighty hippie chick who’s pretty hot. Heather Graham vibes, so let’s call her Heather. And at some point, she’s showing people her new nipple piercings, so… I like her. I talk to her. She’s nice.

There’s this other guy, Joe. Joe seems to like Heather too. And eventually, people are leaving or heading to bedrooms and it’s looking like Heather, Joe and I are going to be the last hanging around. I get the idea that Heather is going to hook up with the last man standing and I think Joe has the same thought.

The problem for Joe is that Joe had to drive his friend home. His friend was dating one of the girls who lived there and was going to crash there but someone stole her bed instead. This was not a fuckfest or anything, I think someone passed out in it and they decided to go to Joe’s friend’s place instead of deal with that.

Now, while people are heading out, the three of us are sitting in the living room on a bench sort of thing in front of the window. Me, Heather to my right and Joe to hers. They’ve both been drinking and possibly doing other things more than me and we were all having a conversation that I was not interested in but I was sticking it out. Whatever it was, it was just nonsense that I was too sober to fully participate in. While this is going on, Joe’s friend was coming back and forth to a balcony above and in front of us sending signals to Joe who was sending signals back. Clearly it was “We gotta go. No. I want to fuck my gf. I want to fuck this girl.”

So, we’re both trying to make this happen. Heather’s even trying to make it happen because she says in a slow, stoner tone says “We should all make out. Do you wanna make out?” I said “I’m not making out with that guy.” And I think he shook his head no. I swear, the next thing she said was “Do you guys have big cocks?” I replied “Oh yeah.” And Joe was a more hesitant “yeah, kinda.” It was a moment in time I had to rise up to so I said “Do you wanna see?” She says yeah so I unzipped and pulled it out, semi hard at that point. I could see he saw it too. Still in this monotone voice, she said “Yeah, that’s really big.” Leaned to her right and calmy grabbed it. Joe peaced out and quickly hit the road. Luckily his friend wasn’t up on the balcony because that would have made things extra awkward. She was still just mostly gripping it sizing it up by the time he was gone. Not changing her voice, she stroked it a bit more and said “yeah, this is like… really really big. Do you want a blowjob?” Obviously I said yes. She calmly got on her knees in front of me, two handed it for several strokes then did her job. It took a LONG time because if you get the vibe she was putting out, you can imagine how enthusiastic her bj was. It was good though and she finished the job.

We went to sleep on the couch together and it wasn’t spoken of yet not avoided either in the morning when everyone woke up. She invited me to her birthday party the next weekend where when I show up, her new piercing were out again literally as I walked in the door. That night is another story for another time.It’s a long story, I know. Sorry, I do what I can. More to come at some point.