I’ve had a best friend, Dave, going on 15 years and this is a story about a drinking game in college.

Dave and I were looking for something fun to do on a Saturday night but it was getting increasingly late. Dave’s phone got a text and it was from a friend of ours Elise that said her and her co worker were hanging on at their apartment drinking and watching TV. We didn’t have any plans so we said we would stop by and hang out for a bit.

We stopped at a gas station on the way and grabbed beer so we didn’t show up empty handed. Elise and her friend Keri were sitting on the couch when we walked in and just binging some reality show. Dave and I suggested we play a card game called Kings Cup so we could get some drinks going.

For Kings Cup we included a new dare rule. About halfway through, Dave and I didn’t pull any cards to implement a dare and Elise and Keri were getting all the luck.

Sufficiently tipsy, Elise pulled a card and dared Dave and I to get naked. I’d never seen Dave’s dick before but I was comfortable showing off so I dropped my clothes and let my dick hang free. Dave was embarrassed but dropped his clothes and used this hand to cover up.

We drew the next dare card and I said it was only right that they got topless and they agreed. I was in heaven and my dick was hard. I laid it on the table as a joke and Dave said holy shit, I didn’t realize you have a hammer.

Eventually Dave let his hands free and I could see he was significantly smaller. It did boost my ego and I ended up doing tequila body shots off of Elise and Keri. Dave watched and didn’t participate. 🤷🏼‍♂️

We ended up leaving without getting lucky but I was getting texts from Elise and Keri to come back. Unfortunately, I didn’t have a ride so said I’d have to come back another night. Which I eventually did.

Dave is married now and his wife is very similar in looks to Elise. Whenever we hang out he always seems super protective of his wife when I’m around. I may have messed up the best friend dynamic. Oops.