My wife and I were on vacation with another couple and the place we were at had these male and female dancers by the pool. The women were hot and the guys were ripped. After a day of drinking, I had to go use the bathroom.. my wife and her friend had been over on the other part of the pool, mainly watching the dancers and they didn’t notice me walk off. I get to the bathroom and while I’m going I hear my wife’s voice… and I can hear them walking into the ladies room.

I can hear her and her friend talking about the guys, loud and drunk and making comments like “oh just 10 minutes with that guy would be amazing”, and “you can tell he was packing”, “I know I couldn’t stop staring”. I hear my wife go on to say “I could have some fun with that, maybe (my name) wouldn’t notice if I disappeared for 30 minutes”… they both chuckled and laughed and I could hear my wife talking about a guy she used to hook up with who was amazing and how one of these dancers (and his package) reminded her of him.

The convo faded as they walked out and I couldn’t hear the rest but it was great to hear.