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Pool party and clingy board shorts
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Recently I went to a neighborhood pool party. Drinks were flowing and everyone was enjoying the hot summer day and cool pool water. Most of the crowd was older (in their late 50s early 60s). Something about older women the just seem to not have any filter.

During this party I wore a new pair of boar shorts that I hadn’t worn before. Unknown to me but they are the type of fabric that clings to you when they get wet. Normally this wouldn’t be an issue if you wear boxer briefs underneath but I wasn’t aware they would do that.

As I was chilling in the pool to of the women came over and started chatting with me about the gym. One of them has obnoxiously big fake tits and the other one was a petite Asian woman with a really nice body. They were sharing different workouts they do and I was stealing glances at their bodies through my reflective sunglasses.

One of them was touching on my arm a lot. I think the gym talk was just an excuse to feel me up a bit but hey I’m not complaining. After 15 mins of this, I have a pretty decent semi going but I’m keeping things under control.

Next thing I know they’re asking me to make them another drink and bring them a shot. Not thinking anything of it, I hop out of the pool and my dick is hanging down the left side of my board shorts and the wet fabric is clinging to me. It showed everything all the way down to the outline of my head. I’m embarrassed and trying to get the shorts to stop clinging.

The women were talking but went silent and I realized their eyes were on me. I walk off like it wasn’t a big deal and grab the drinks. As I’m coming back they don’t even try to hide that they’re staring right at my dick. I was straight up being ogled.

We chat some more but then I started chatting with some guys about fantasy football and we didn’t catch up again until later. More drinks in now and I got some interesting comments from them when they weren’t by their husbands. Really makes me wonder what they’d do or say if their husbands weren’t at the party.

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