A crude and simple quick story for you all.

On holiday a few years ago we rented a villa with its own pool and outdoor shower tucked away behind some steps.

I was 24 and bro was 22.

He’d gone to use the shower and I didn’t realise so after my swim I walked to the shower where he must have just turned it off as I couldn’t hear water running.

As I turned the corner to the shower I saw his pale white butt as he turned around and caught sight of his flaccid member

It was clearly very large and looked out of place on his skinny frame

He gasped and told me to fuck off as he clutched it with both hands and I turned around mortified, only to have to explain later to my Mom why there was a loud cry of ‘fuck off!’ from my brother.

Yeah… I’d rather not have seen that