I keep to myself at the gym. I’ll say a quick hello at the desk, but other than that I usually don’t talk to anyone. I’m in my headphones & in my own world.

Today, that changed, and it changed while I was nude - and the topic of conversation was my big dick.

I’d been in the sauna so my shit was hanging low, looking impressive if I do say so myself. I walked into the showers and disrobed.

I’m never shy about stripping down in the communal shower, to be honest I like feeling the vibe shift when a big penis enters in the room. I can always feel guys sneaking glances or straining not to, and I know on the one (1) occasion that I saw a bigger flaccid dick than mine in that shower I felt the same way that all those other guys do. Bigger is always gonna instil some sort of awe, it’s just natural.

On this particular day it had been crowded but had died down - lots of people walking through or nearby but only me and this one older black man showering at the same time. He's a regular, I've seen him around, but we've never spoken before.

Right as I'm applying soap to my package, I heard him say “hey man.”

I looked to see if he was talking to me, and he was. I nodded hello as I rinsed myself.

“Good workout?” He asked.

“Yes, you?” I said.

“Yeah, it was ok,” he said. “I don’t mean to bother you but I wanted to say I’ve been coming here since 1980, and you should be proud.”

I couldn't yet see where he was going with this. I hadn’t even known that the gym had been open that long.

“What do you mean?” I asked.

“I just mean, I’ve been coming here a long time, and you might have the biggest god damn dick I’ve ever seen in here!”

I closed my eyes and shook my head with a smirk on my face, suprised.

"Come on man, it's a compliment!"

"Thanks, I appreciate it."

“Gotta be in the top five for sure,” he said.

“I’ve been coming here for 7 years,” I said, “and to be honest I’ve only seen one bigger.”

The man chuckled. “Ah, you keep track too?”

I responded that it was hard not too. He said “I’ll keep my eye out” as he walked away.

And that's the story of how I was told that I was in the top tier of the last 40 years of penises in my neighborhood.