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Weird perspective shift from an oblivious coworker?
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I’m an EMT and I was working a few night back with a buddy of mine I’ll call “David”. Our ambulance was called out for a young guy who got drunk and took a whole bottle of viagra and then was having one of those “sex sent me to to ER” moments that it’s kinda hard not to joke about later. David and I didn’t really focus in too closely on the guy since we were working, but he was really scrawny and skinny so the whole situation just felt kinda hilarious.

When we were laughing about it later that night, David joked that the scrawny guy would probably hate his life when he sobered up the next day in the hospital, but that “at least he’ll enjoy knowing what it’s like to be hung like a horse for the time being, blackout drunk but at least he’s got a 7-inch monster tonight”. David just laughed and moved on, but I had to stop and think why he said that for a minute. Then I kinda realized that he was being serious and I was the crazy one… cuz I was like “oh yeah that’s right, 7 inches is a big size that most guys would want” in my head.

Idk why this was something that made me think so hard, but I guess a lot of guys might feel a similar disconnect? Also to be clear, David knows nothing about my size and I know nothing about his size (cuz this is real life and that’s weird as fuck to talk about), so this was more of just in interesting perspective shift I guess. Wondering if any of y’all have experienced a similar change point of view before?

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