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Mother In-Law Experience
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So some context, I have a wonderful MiL who just so happens to have next to no filter, and a very relaxed approach to discussions around sexuality. She’s also a very pretty Asian woman.

Not too long after getting engaged to my now wife, we took a beach trip with my wife’s entire family. After a swim, my trunks were suctioned down and my dick outline was fully exposed. I’m a shower, and I always enjoy people seeing my bulge, so I made no effort to hide it. I walked past my MiL and saw her glance at my bouncing cock before I sat down.

We headed back to the house and she said she was going to do a load of laundry for all of our swimsuits. She caught me in the hallway and asked if I wanted to throw my suit in the wash. I told her yes and popped in my room quickly to throw on underwear and take my suit off. I was feeling excited from earlier, and from seeing my sexy Sister In-Law in her bikini, and decided to be a little risky. I fluffed up my cock and made sure it was prominently positioned down my thigh, then I stepped back in the hallway to hand off my swimsuit.

My MiL looked down at my dick print as I stepped out and her eyes got wide and she started laughing. Then she says “ Well I guess I know why my daughter is marrying you. Nice tightie whiteies.” I laughed and turned to get dressed and I felt her give me a little pat on the butt and off she went.

Fast forward to the next day on the beach, and everything is normal. We see a man walking down the beach in a Speedo around the middle of the day and all of the ladies were making comments about how silly he looked. My MiL’s sister (wife’s aunt) made a comment about how men looked so feminine in those types of suits, to which my MiL casually replies “Not all men, they just have to be able fill it out better. Insert My Name is a big guy, he could pull it off”.

I must have gone beat red, and my wife started rolling her eyes. My aunt in-law turns to her and says “Oh Really?” with a little smirk on her face. To which my MiL replies “Oh yea. Unless that was a coke bottle in his tightie whities when we bumped into each other earlier”

All of the women started laughing and my wife playfully slapped her arm. I probably looked like a deer in headlights and told them I had no comment. My MiL says “oh don’t be embarrassed, we’re excited to have some good genes for the men in our family”

Good times lol

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