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Anyone else joke to girls about being small?
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Idk if this is just a me thing, but whenever a girl I don’t know very well seems like they’re hinting about wanting to know what I’m packing, I just think it’s funny to tell them I’ve got the smallest dick they’ve ever known. Part of it might be cuz I don’t really like showing off or bragging, but it also seems like a simple response to get horny strangers off my back.

Ironically, a lot of the time if I am somewhat interested in them, telling them I’m tiny makes them suddenly even more interested. Not sure if it’s intrigue or reverse psychology or what, but they always seem to what to see what I’ve got even more intently lol. As a bonus, when they do see what I’ve got, the shock is waaay more dramatic and surprising since they were expecting the opposite… which never fails to drop jaws.

Maybe I’m just being stupid or maybe it doesn’t make any difference to a chick who’s already interested, but I’ve always wondered if I’m the only one pulling this gag. Anyone else tried this out/ had this line pulled on you? Lmk!

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