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Damn you Nike
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My girlfriend and I are currently in the beautiful Hamburg, I’m visiting family for one of my uncle’s weddings, and this is my girlfriend’s first time meeting my older brother and my dad (they both live in the usa). My girlfriend and I went to downtown for some shopping, and we ended up in the Nike store, I picked up some socks for myself, and while I was trying some shoes, she came up to me with some nice Nike white swimmin shorts. I liked em as they would also look good with some shirts I had. So without trying em, I bought em. Fast forward to three days later, we decided to go to Reeperbahn and I put those shorts on, and I remember my girlfriend’s eyes just bulging out with a huge smile. I looked down and I just noticed my bulge, nothing out the ordinary. Well, we got to town, we started drinking, and I made friends with some aussie guy who was kind enough to give me some weed. While we smoked he asked me if I like showing off my junk. I said that I don’t but its just there and cannot be ignored. He just rolled his eyes and said “Have you seen yourself” I went to the restroom and took a look and holy fuckin shit. This shorts were see through. Like everything was visible, and I was wearing black boxers and you could really tell that. My bulge was more visible than in any other clothes. So the whole night I was just sat on a bench until we went home. At home my pops was wide awake, he saw me, he shook his head and said “I didn’t know I was raising a whore” I shook my head saying that I didn’t notice, he just laughed and asked “You didn’t get sexually assaulted, right?” U laughed and said no. And he just nodded, idk he seemed proud

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